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1. Bleached - Don’t You Think That You’ve Had Enough? Picks 1-3 were really tough this year. It could have easily been a three-way tie. I went with Bleached because this record was such a dramatic step in a new direction. There’s still moments of that surf-punk/mega-hook sound they started with two records ago, and after their last record, it could have gone in one of a couple different ways, but there’s a discernible right-turn into the pop world on this one, with forays into disco, dance, bubble-gum, and pure pop. I thought the record was a little long early on, but I eventually decided it’s just right. “Somebody Dial 911” is one of my top songs of the year for sure, and “Just a Heartbeat Away” is right up there. This is a band still on the way up and it’ll be exciting to see what’s next.
2. Ex Hex - It’s Real - I loved their debut Rips but this is a more fully-realized record - more confident and cohesive, better songs, and more identifiable. The production is crisp and clean and the performances are spot on. It was also one of the best shows I saw in 2019. “Rainbow Shiner” is my jam here, by guitarist Betsy Wright, with it’s Holy Diver-era guitar riffs and great vocal melody. Love cranking the vinyl.
3. Sturgill Simpson - Sound & Fury - I haven’t been able to latch on to Stu’s previous albums, but not for lack of trying. I love his politics, and that he’s got some Michigan connections in his band, I just couldn’t dive in like everyone said I should. That all changed when I heard Sound & Fury. It took me two listens to realize something special had happened, and another two to be up to my neck trying to figure it all out and digest it. I’m still working on that - but the record is fearless, and that alone is not enough to make it great, but the songs and production are, and it’s gonna be at the top of a bunch of lists this year. This is a ROCK album, not a country record, though you can catch a glimpse of Waylon here and there. It’s not for everyone - it takes a little work - but it’s worth it.
4. Foxhall Stacks - The Coming Collapse - This came out of nowhere and kicked me in the ass like an unexpected record seems to every year. Ex-members of Jawbox, Velocity Girl, and Minor Threat/Bad Religion make it a bit of a supergroup but the record plays like a well-oiled machine. If I have a wheel-house, this is it. Killer hooks and melodies, loud AF guitars, a real live sound and feel, and tempos that are upbeat but held back just enough to keep you squirming in your seat. At the top of the list though is just really great songs. Killer album, huge surprise. Really hope it’s not a one-off.
5. Micah Schnabel - Teenage Years of the 21st Century - Micah’s follow up to my #1 of 2017 Your New Norman Rockwell is a logical step forward into themes that are even more personal, more political, and more daring than those on ...Rockwell. The spoken-word introspective narratives have not been abandoned, but there is a familiar rock and roll aspect to a lot of these songs that fans of Micah and his Columbus-based band Two Cow Garage will embrace with open arms. He’s got a kid-like innocence and vulnerability but the skepticism, wisdom, vocabulary (and maybe just a dash of bitterness) of a well-read old man. There’s an underlying optimism that rears its head from time to time too, lest we jump off the nearest skyscraper at our earliest opportunity. It’s a special combination and Micah continues to set the bar of what one guy and a guitar can accomplish.
6. Todd May - Let’s Go Get Lost - Another Columbus entry. I can’t imagine why Todd May isn’t a superstar and Ed Sheeran is selling out arenas. These songs are masterpieces and his voice and delivery just tear me up. I hear elements of a lot of different things going on, more in spirit than sound, from Tom Waits here and there, to Jeff Tweedy, to his raspy Columbus colleagues Colin Gawel and Micah Schnabel in other parts. The record feels very Midwest - honest and melodic.
7. Juliana Hatfield - Weird - This was released in January, on the heels of her amazing album of Olivia Newton John covers (my #1 of last year). It’s more along the lines of her previous album of original material and homage to our political climate, 2017’s Pussycat. It’s got some really smart songs, played in her more recent indie-pop-rock, not quite lo-fi style. She’s made some life changes that have allowed her to make music a priority, so her productivity has been off the charts these last couple years. With quality standards like this being met, we’re on board.
8. North Mississippi All-Stars - Up and Rolling - Another band I never latched onto before. The production is amazing, the songs are fun, and the performances are killer. The guitar playing is engaging and inspiring. It’s a really comfortable and timeless record, sounds super warm, and made me a fan.
9. The Highwomen - S/T - These things usually don’t work. Take the two Highwaymen records, for example. Great story, amazing artists, not great records. This record is more unified, more thought out, and better executed. It suffers from a bit of sameness across the three-sides, and it’s at it best when it strays in style from that formula, but it’s an easy listen and at-times goosebump-inducing experience.
10. Taylor Swift - Lover - Don’t be a h8r. This record is the first one of hers I’ve been able to sit through. It’s got some stuff, probably half of it, that I’d classify as pure drivel - over-produced, formulaic, cookie-cutter, dime-a-dozen pop-radio garbage meant for girls 1/3 my age. But….there are a handful of songs that are really, truly great when you get right down to it. Interesting production, challenging arrangements, good vocal performance, and a super-sticky melodies. I’m not taking the TayTay train to Little Caesars Arena to pay top dollar for a nosebleed seat, and I’m not in the “greatest artist of our time” camp yet, but there’s some really good pop music on here that transcends its genre and social stature.
Other Cool Things (EPs, Reissues, Honorable Mentions, etc):
Shane Sweeney - Love The Dynamo (EP) Columbus mention #3. Great songs a la Cohen/Cave/Waits recorded on an iPhone. As raw as it gets. A beautiful collection.
Royal Scene - Meet You At The End (EP) Lansing, MI Replacements tribute band member’s collection of fantastic original songs - sounds great, high-energy, and super fun. Fans of well-executed Midwestern rock and roll should take note.
Drinking Mercury - S/T - GTG Records full-length recorded in a cabin in northern Michigan. Reminds me of some different British things - Who, Oasis. Super smart songs and instrumentation.
Popular Creeps - Bloodshot Red (EP) - Detroit-area dudes with a great batch of songs that remind me a bit of early `80s garage-alternative stuff. Think Murmur-era R.E.M., a less-punk Hootenany-era Replacements, stuff like that. It’s loose and raucous and raw with great, efficient songwriting and tight guitars. Great stuff.
The Replacements - Dead Man’s Pop - Desperately needed remix of their 1989 album Don’t Tell a Soul. Finally, the record it was meant to be. The extras are cool, but the album remix is pure gold.
The Stick Arounds - Hot Single Of The Month - Each month these dudes gave away a new song for free. The cover images are takes on classic album jackets. The songs are to the Stick’s standards - very well written and executed Michigan powerpop with a couple great covers thrown in. Look for #12 - their Cheap Trick cover coming out Christmas week on their Facebook page!!!
Keith Richards - Talk Is Cheap (box set reissue) - Long overdue remaster of this amazing record with a great book and some extras in a Telecaster case-like package. It was overpriced, the extras are forgettable, and I thought hard before I pulled the trigger, but it’s a great package and I’m glad I did. Now, where’s Main Offender?
Juliana Hatfield Sings The Police - I like this record, but it falls a bit short of her Olivia Newton-John covers album. Maybe the material is too familiar, maybe it’s not executed with quite the same level of commitment, maybe it’s just me. But that’s not to say it’s bad - it’s a fun listen - especially if you love Juliana and you love The Police - and I’ve gone back to the vinyl a few times.
Top Two Albums of the 2010s
Lydia Loveless - Real - The 4th Columbus record here, though she’s since relocated. This record is still in rotation. The best songs, the best band, great production. But that voice is what ties it all together. I find myself writing my own versions of these songs again and again. I just can’t get sick of it.
Jason Isbell - Southeastern - I still get goosebumps when I hear “Outfit” or “Decoration Day” live, but this record is so intimate, honest, and raw. The two follow ups are solid, but, for me, lesser extensions of this record, and haven’t quite had the staying power. “Elephant” is the best cancer song I’ve ever heard. A very personal and intimate record, and never a dull moment.
Jeremy Porter lives near Detroit and fronts the rock and roll band Jeremy Porter And The Tucos.
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Five Life-Changing Concerts - by Jeremy Porter
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Alice Cooper - Thunder Bay Drive-In, Alpena, MI, July 5, 1981 - My first concert, held at the same drive-in where I saw Star Wars a few years earlier and I got busted for being smuggled through the gate in a car trunk a year or two later. These were the dark, cocaine years for Alice. We were way into the 1980 Flush the Fashion record, but not as much into Special Forces, which he was supporting that summer. I remember the snake, the guillotine, the volume, and the smell of weed. I also remember The Rockets - a popular Detroit band at the time that opened. It was a cool “first” and belongs on this list for that reason alone, plus it’s Alice, but other than that it wasn’t particularly noteworthy.
Dead Kennedys - Riverside Ballroom, Green Bay, WI, Nov 2, 1985 - This was my first punk show. I was pretty green, hanging with guys mostly 3-5 years older than me, who somehow agreed to meet my parents and then let me tag along for the four hour drive from Marquette, Michigan to Green Bay, Wisconsin. I got caught up in the moment and dove into the massive sea of slam dancing during the opening set by The Crusties. Some giant dude with a spiked mohawk head-butted me and I went down hard, got picked up, and found my way back to my friends. I shook it off and started to rebound, but then the walls started to close in, I started seeing spots, and thought I might puke. I made it to the bathroom where a couple dudes commented about how fucked up I was (I wasn’t) as I realized I didn’t actually have to puke. I walked out of the bathroom, made eye-contact with a couple of my friends across the floor, and hit the ground. They ran over, picked me up and sat me down, also assuming I was wasted, and the night went on. Eventually I was able to collect myself. I had a splitting headache, like migraine-level, but I managed to enjoy direct support The Magnolias (a great band to this day from Minneapolis), and the DK’s. They were great - and played pretty much everything we wanted to hear. I’d never seen so many wonderful freaks in one place, and I felt like I got away with something being there, but I learned a valuable lesson in the pit at that show that I never forgot.
After the show, my pal Tommy was walking around with only one shoe, the other lost to the same pit that did me in, and Carl couldn’t find his keys. To make matters worse, the dome light of his red `82 Olds Omega was left on, shining down like a beacon from Heaven through the smoky haze above a precarious, still-smoldering, translucent-blue plastic water bong sitting nicely on the console between the two front seats. Somehow we avoided getting arrested and got back on the road. Soon after that, the bong would tip over and spill really, really nasty bong-water on the floor behind the driver’s seat, creating a stench that not only made the already miserable drive back to Marquette the next morning unbearable, but stayed with that car for the remainder of its life.
13 years later I was back in Green Bay, on tour with my own band, and we took in a Face To Face show on a night off. I started talking to a guy working the show and told him the head-butt story. Turns out he was one of the dudes in the bathroom. He even remembered what I was wearing. Crazy.
Ramones - Harpo’s - Detroit, MI, September 24, 1988 - Harpo’s is a big theater in a bad neighborhood in Detroit that caters primarily to metal. The Ramones were touring in support of their Ramonesmania collection and it would be their last tour with Dee Dee. The Dickies opened, who I knew from their Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath covers, and they were great. Their singer Leonard Graves Phillips had an arm’s length penis puppet that was hilarious. The Ramones came out and basically destroyed the room. It was one after another after another great song, played with precision and purpose, with no breaks, no breaths. It was a 90-minute onslaught of rock and roll perfection. They were all business and masters of their craft. We got to meet Joey and Johnny afterward. It was the best concert and they were the best live band I’ve ever seen.
Social Distortion - Blondie’s, Detroit MI, October 2, 1988 - (One week after the Ramones show.) SD wasn’t really on my radar, it was a Sunday night, and I had to work early on Monday. It was unseasonably cold too - with that dry, southeastern Michigan wind that just cuts right through you. And Blondie’s wasn’t exactly an easy hang. It was a dump in a nasty neighborhood. You were just as likely to get your head kicked in or mugged in the parking lot as you were seeing a good show. I had a list of excuses a mile long, but my roommate and one of our friends talked me into it and I’m glad they did. Social Distortion came on and I was sold. Great songs with hooks, some even about girls, but also a dark side, an angst that was distinctly punk. And they had guitar solos. Not the kind of beautiful, noisy chaos that Bob Mould or Greg Ghin created, but more thought out, arranged solos that stuck with you. There was a dude with a tattooed necklace of skulls that grabbed the microphone from Mike Ness at least a couple times during their set to angrily berate the 25 or so people there that they weren’t even punk enough to be there, and as one of the least-punk people there, I was scared for my life. And then Mike Ness did one of the most punk things he could have - he announced they were about to play a Johnny Cash song, and if that wasn’t punk enough, you can just get the fuck out. In 1988, Johnny Cash was not cool. For me, at least, that changed at that moment. I’d go on to see SD another dozen or so times, some crazier than others, and they are the reason I now listen to everything that branched out from hearing “Walk the Line” that night - Waylon, Patsy, Hag, Gram, Willie, Dwight, on and on. After the show we partied with the band for a while. It was a life-changing night.
The Replacements - Michigan Theater, Ann Arbor, MI, April 6, 1986 - It was still winter and freezing in Marquette as we piled into Jim’s blue 1973 Camaro for the eight-hour drive to Ann Arbor. The frame was rusted out and broken so they put me in the back, driver’s side, to minimize the weight resting on the fracture. Every bump in the road was a hard jolt to my rib cage. We left early - like 4am early - and arrived in Ann Arbor, where spring had sprung, and started partying. At one point we were in the basement of the Nectarine Ballroom, formerly known as the Second Chance, where everyone from Cheap Trick to the Ramones (and The Replacements a year earlier) cut their teeth, drinking Chambord from the bottle and partying with someone who worked there. At another point we were “bugging” Bob Stinson for an autograph in Schoolkids Records, next to the venue, which is the perfect place to hang if you don’t want to be bothered by fans. When the band came on without Bob I was crushed. All that effort and that painful drive and we weren’t even going to get the full band, but after a couple covers with stand-in guitarists, Bob came out and they were amazing. It was so loud, and they were at their peak - still wasted, but not to the point of a debacle. If you know about The Replacements, this was one of the “good” shows. I remember feeling like I was so lucky to be there. It was everything rock and roll was supposed to be. It was not lost on me that it was an important night. This is top-two, with The Ramones show. It was later chronicled in Creem Magazine.









Three Honorable Mentions:
Mudhoney - The Beat, Ann Arbor, MI, October 27, 1988 - Later known as Club Heidelberg and currently known as The Club Above. My buddy had heard good things about Mudhoney and said we had to go. I didn’t know them going in, but I sure did after. A local. mediocre, metal band opened. At one point during their set, Mudhoney said they weren’t going to play anymore until they got paid, and that the guy with the mustache was ripping them off (promoter Martin?, RIP I think). I was one of about 15 people there, and I started the chant “Kill the guy with the mustache! Kill the guy with the mustache!” The band soon joined in too, but it was all in good, drunken fun. They played an incredible, loud, aggresive set, and it was pretty clear at that moment that something new and special was coming from Seattle on the musical horizon.
Bleached - Polish National Alliance Hall (Lounge), Hamtramck, MI, April 26, 2103 To set the scene, my wife, much cooler than I, was in main hall watching Easy Action. Front-man John Brannon (ex-Laughing Hyenas and Negative Approach) is as angry a dude (on stage, not in person) as you’ll find, screaming like a banshee and spitting like a viper, looking like the last thing you’d want to see in a dark alley. They are fast and loud, bombastic and aggressive. I get it, it’s beautiful in it’s own way, but I usually like my rock and roll with a little sweet sauce, some nice hooks and melodies, so after a couple songs I meandered into the adjacent lounge where a band from Los Angeles was playing on the floor to an engaged audience of about 30. Now THIS was my thing - great hooks, poppy-surfy guitars, and three girls and a dude who were swinging their hair, smiling, and having a fun time. It was a lucky accident that I saw them and I’m a fan for life. I’m still scared of John Brannon.
Tom Waits - Orpheum Theater, Memphis, TN, August 4, 2006 I’ve had the good fortune of seeing Tom Waits seven times, including a special night at the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, and a secret, last-minute show at the House of Blues in Cleveland that started at 2:30 am and ended at nearly 5am. He’s something else, for sure. The Memphis show sticks out because it was the first time I saw him, we had great seats, and I was just astounded at how goddamn good he was. What a master musician, and the music he makes is the the most pure, primitive, and real that there is. Not sure there will be another chance, but everyone should go if they can.
Jeremy Porter lives near Detroit and fronts the rock and roll band Jeremy Porter And The Tucos - www.thetucos.com
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