Vince McMahon and XFL Blow Second Chance for Heel Turn - by Colin Gawel

Colin's Coffee was abuzz with excitement when news broke that Vince McMahon was going to reboot and relaunch the formerly doomed XFL football league. Sure, we all mocked the previous incarnation with He Hate Me, gratuitous cheerleader-cleavage shots and overall lousy action, but after watching the recent 30 for 30 about the league I had an epiphany: The XFL failed because it was ahead of it's time. People just needed more time to "dumb-down" (or would it be "dumb-up"?) and it could be a gold mine. I think in the year 2018 the populace is now sufficiently stupid enough to embrace the new XFL.

Including yours truly. 

Picture this: The California Commies go on the road to face the Alabama Klan in Mobile. Fans erupt as the Commies, led by League MVP Colin Kapernick perform their traditional pre-game flag-burning during the National Anthem. "You'll pay for this Commies!!!" screams Klan color analyst Roy Moore. 

Meanwhile, top draft pick Johnny "Football" Manziel's squad, the Reno Pimps take on the Charleston Steeples led by "Saint" Timmy Tebow. 

Needless to say, both Tebow and Manziel would have a camera crew on them full-time for a weekly reality show covering their off the field exploits. Johnny spends off days "working" at the Mustang Ranch while Tim volunteers his time working with orphans on ponies. And reading the Bible to orphan ponies.  All of this would be available through the XFL app for just $9.99 a month. 

See where I'm going? THIS is the XFL Model I was hoping that Mr. McMahon would unveil at his press conference. And I'll admit, I was secretly hoping the LA KISS (formerly owned by Paul Stanley & Gene Simmons) would be given a spot in the league, too. I loved the show 4th and Loud. I mean, watching Paul Stanley address a football team is the reason reality TV exists in the first place. Let's think big: Fans calling plays on twitter; Injured players being left on the field until their team scores; Instead of just time outs, teams get one smoke screen or oil slick each half. Stuff like that. 

ALAS, the "new" XFL promises NONE of that. What's worse is there aren't even any heels allowed. You can't even have a DUI and get in the league. I'm not sure if Mr. McMahon knows exactly who plays the game of professional football but somebody better give him a copy of Pros and Cons to leaf through on his private jet ride home. It would be tough to field a respectable defensive line with a clean criminal record, let alone an entire league. 

And, Vince McMahon knows better than anybody the power of the heel. They generate the heat. The cheap heat gets you the ratings. He himself is one of the best heels of all time. Could you imagine WWE with only John Cenas and no Bray Wyatts? BORING.

Vince leads us to believe the selling point of the XFL is that the games are going to be punctual (just two hours), played clean, and with everybody standing at attention for the National Anthem. 

YAWN. Count me out. I suppose a master such as Vince McMahon could just be setting up us suckers for a master heel-turn when he clocks Tim Tebow over the head with a chair before the XFL Super Extreme Bowl, but it seems unlikely. My day just got a little less fun. 

Colin Gawel watches WWE Monday Night Raw instead of Monday Night Football but is a fan of the Cleveland Browns so there is never a conflict. He wrote this at Colin's Coffee while ignoring customers.  

 

RAW Comes to Columbus 12/19/2016 ---- Big Vin Vader

Editor's note: I sort of dropped the ball over the holidays and forgot to post this story. Who runs this place anyway? - Colin G.

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    Just to get things out of the way: Roadblock: End of the Line was a pretty underwhelming show, peaking with the opening Tag Team Title match.  It was something of a surprise to see Sheamus and Cesaro win the Titles from the New Day after they broke Demolition’s record, but the whole thing was a quality, entertaining match.  The Iron (Wo)Man match between Sasha and Charlotte didn’t quite live up to expectations, although the image of Sasha finally tapping out with bloody nose made a lasting impression.  Not a great show, but that’s not what I’m here for today.
    I was finally able to make it in person and check out Raw from the Schottenstein Center Monday, December 19.  I’ve toyed with the idea of going in the past, but never followed through.  The last Raw in Columbus, the July 4th edition, was pretty abysmal, so I felt fine in skipping that.  This time around, I figured that the show would prove a little better, coming as it did on the heels of a PPV, and I wasn’t disappointed.  WWE delivered a pretty decent three-plus hours of wrestling, and started setting up some new feuds and angles for the coming year.  Bottom line, three hours for Raw doesn’t feel too bad when you’re there in person, and the energy and thrill of seeing the wrestlers up close makes the whole thing feel like less of a chore.  Here are a few things I took away from the Raw live experience.

Dark Matches

    There were two dark matches (taped for Main Event) before Raw went live, and while neither was particularly notable, they were fun.  First up was a pretty unremarkable affair between Goldust and Curtis Axel.  The match wasn’t memorable, but it was still cool to see Goldust in person.  Plus, the entertainment value went up a notch when you factor in R-Truth’s presence at ringside.
    Second was a Cruiserweight match between Tony Neese and Lince Dorado, my personal favorite in the division.  Turns out Columbus is not big on Tony Neese, and the crowd let him know several times.  They weren’t given much time, and the crowd really didn’t seem into the smaller competitors, but it was a fun match, with both men putting on a nice show.  Plus, it was pretty damn impressive to see Neese hit a 450 Splash live.
    One odd thing stood out about the pre-show matches though.  Floor seats were arranged in such a fashion that you had to stand for a good portion of the show to see what was happening.  The only time I was told by event staff to take my seat was during the Cruiserweight opener.  Maybe I’m reading too much into it, but it almost felt like the company didn’t want people to seem too into the Cruiserweights with the main roster still to come.

Crowd Reactions

    I was looking forward to hearing the crowd reactions live and in person, and what resulted was actually pretty surprising.  As I mentioned earlier, the crowd was not very into the Cruiserweights, and that held true for the live match between Noam Dar and Cedric Alexander.  It was just like any of the last few PPVs: the crowd was muted, but gradually warmed up to the Cruiserweights as they invariably put on an impressive display.  Cedric actually got a warm reception, but beyond that it seems like most of the crowd had little interest in the division.
    The New Day got a huge reaction, as expected, and put in another great promo, even without the Tag Team Titles as props.  Sheamus and Cesaro perfectly played off their opposing reactions from the crowd.  The Irishman got a wave of boos while the Swiss Superman got one of the best reactions of the night.  Nothing surprising there, but the two really know how to play up their feuding odd couple gimmick.
    If the countless signs, shirts and huge crowd reaction is anything to go off, Columbus is a big time Roman Reigns town.  That’s fine with me, I really have nothing against Roman, although I sure as hell don’t want to see the Universal Title on him.  Regardless, I was so used to the massively divided reactions he gets on PPVs that I was surprised to hear such support in town.  Watching the show back on TV it honestly sounded like the jeers were louder than what I heard live, but I can’t explain that.  
Owens, on the other hand, was not too popular with the crowd, drawing legitimate heat.  Of course, this just makes me like KO that much more, and it was good to see him rile people up so much.

The Matches

    The matches were a mixed bag, and only a few really stood out as that notable.  The Cruiserweight dark match was definitely worth seeing live, although the actual match between Alexander and Dar was too brief to really make an impact.  Big Cass vs. Rusev, and Sasha vs. Nia Jax were both less than a minute, and I can’t remember much about them, although it is refreshing to see Sasha going in a new direction creatively.  Titus O’Neil vs. Sin Cara was also under sixty seconds, but in all honesty I took that match’s announcement as a chance to run to the bathroom and hit the concession stand.  Long story short, Strowman ran out and squashed them both, then battled the Christmas set.
    That leaves the three major matches, and they were all pretty sound in quality, as well as more entertaining than most Raw fare.  The eight-man tag match (The New Day & Sheamus & Cesaro vs. The Shining Stars & Gallows & Anderson) was very enjoyable, with some nice action from the former Club members, as well as Cesaro, who picked up the win with a Sharpshooter.  The Charlotte-Bayley match was pretty impressive as well, going over fifteen minutes and delivering some crisp back-and-forth action while setting up the newest feud for current Women’s Champion, Charlotte.  Again, it’s nice to see the company actually moving on from the established feuds we’ve grown used to.  Also worth noting was how awesome it was to see Charlotte hit a picture-perfect moonsault live.
    The main event was a rematch of sorts from Roadblock, pitting Owens and Jericho against Reigns and Rollins in a tag team match.  It was nothing spectacular, but all four wrestlers put on a very solid show, with no one looking any weaker than the others.  The ending left a bit to be desired, as Strowman ran out once more and beat down Rollins and Reigns.  After the show went off air, the challengers ran out to lock Owens and Jericho in a shark cage, sending them into the rafters as the crowd streamed out.  It was entertaining, and set things up nicely for the future (Jericho will be suspended in the cage during Owens and Reigns’ Royal Rumble match), even giving Strowman more of a direction than he’s had recently.
The Look

    Probably the biggest surprise of the night, beyond even the crowd reactions, was just how good everything looked in person.  The Christmas set was a nice touch, adding some color and festivity to the event, and played into Strowman’s later rampages.  At the same time though, the Schott really felt smaller than other venues seen being used for Raw.  That just added to the overall feel of the show though, and the smaller crowd made the place look packed, which we all know WWE is big on.
    One of the bigger shocks was how good the belts looked under the live lighting.  Even the much-maligned Universal Championship belt looked great, shining like a true top prize on Owens’ shoulder.  The same goes for the women’s belt, but there are no complaints there anyway.  Of course, there was the unnecessary revelation of the new red-strapped Tag Team Titles, but that was just one minor moment. 
    Seeing the talent in person was also pretty impressive, and you really got a sense of just how imposing Strowman, Gallows, and Nia Jax are.  In the case of the latter, seeing her face to face with Sasha, and ultimately beating down the wounded former champion, was a nice touch as far as her monster heel status.  In a non-competition sense, Mick Foley is looking pretty damn good these days.  Still limping and haggard from all the years of hardcore matches and his own unique style, Mick looked slim and capable, which was really good after knowing of his health struggles in the past.
    One more thing of note, for any of you who may be curious, is just how hard the wrestler strike in the ring.  Those loud slapping noises from each kick, chop and forearm are the real deal, no dubbing in post.  It was impressive, and pretty damn cringeworthy, to hear the impacts and see the performers keep going with their match.

Overall

    Seeing Raw live was absolutely worth it, and I plan to be there in April with another update.  The show went by far more smoothly than it usually does on TV, and seeing the wrestlers live was more than worth it.  Even without much in the way of notable appearances and big moments, WWE treated Columbus to a handful of decent matches and entertaining segments in between.  As expected, the company is building some new feuds for the coming year, and I was glad to be there in person for the change in direction.  Even if we can’t expect much from a Big Cass-Rusev or Sahsa Banks-Nia Jax feud, at least the company is giving so many people something new to do.  One of the night’s best surprises was the return of Neville, following his heel turn at Roadblock.  Finally part of the Cruiserweight division, he cut a fantastic promo digging into the audience while voicing what must have been the very real frustrations that he and countless other underutilized wrestlers have experienced.  I’m looking forward to seeing what he does with his new ruthless role.
    So not only was the show pretty consistently entertaining, but the crowd was far less annoying than most in recent times.  There were fewer stupid chants and shout outs, and what seemed to be an actual interest in the wrestling itself.  Now I know that I, too, can own a replica title belt for the low price of $425, and the show was so consistent that I’m willing to not even complain about the $10 beers.

WWE Clash of Champions - Best to Worst by Big Vin Vader

                     WWE Clash of Champions—Best to Worst   By Big Vin Vader  

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    So Clash of Champions, the first RAW-brand PPV was Sunday, and there were few surprises yet again.  Of course, in this case, that means that we were treated to a show that was stronger overall, with every match falling into place with a better sense of cohesion as well as coherence.  

THE BEST

The top match of the night was the Universal Title match, with Kevin Owens defending the belt against Seth Rollins.  Owens has had a great year, getting a much-deserved opportunity in the brand’s top spot following Finn Balor’s unfortunate injury.
    The fans are behind both Owens and Rollins, and they both have something to fight for, so there was a great story and a lot on the line going into the match.  On display from the first was the fact that both men are terrific mental and physical workers.  Rollins knew he could work at a faster pace, and Owens knew to work smart, targeting Seth’s reconstructed knee.  The entire contest was evenly matched, and the wrestlers pulled out all the stops in an impressively physical contest.
    The ending was cheap as hell, and I wouldn’t want it any other way from a great heel like Owens.  His best friend, Chris Jericho, ran out to distract Rollins, and encourage the champ.  After the ref got knocked out, JeriKO’s playing only got dirtier, allowing KO to put the challenger down with a pop-up Powerbomb once a new official was brought out.
    The finish was perfectly entertaining and showed just how well Owens can still draw heat to himself, even with the people so firmly behind him despite his heel status.

#2

Next in the rankings is the Women’s Title Triple-Threat between champion Charlotte, Sasha Banks, and Bayley.  Before the match had even started there was little doubt that it would be one of the night’s best.  The Women’s division has been consistently stealing the show, and have particularly impressed with Triple Threats.
    Once again, there was a great story going in, dating back to all three women’s time in NXT, as well as the continuing rivalry between Sasha and Charlotte.  All three performers are among the most impressive athletes on either brand’s roster, and there was no chance of a subpar match.
    As expected, the action was non-stop from start to end, although much of it took place between Charlotte and Sasha, with Bayley spending a good deal of time out of commission.  Regardless, all three women put on a hell of an entertaining show, with a number of bright spots, particularly Charlotte landing a double moonsault on the challengers.  The finish was the only issue, coming pretty abruptly at the fifteen-minute mark; the match could easily have gone another five without overstaying its welcome.  Of course Charlotte retained the title, and there looks to be the possibility of a Sasha-Bayley feud.

#3

Ranking third was the final match in Cesaro and Sheamus’ Best of 7 series, which has provided more solidly entertaining matches than anyone expected.  None have been classics, but they’ve certainly not been wastes of time, and the stakes were high for the final match.  Cesaro rightly had the popular support, and a hell of a lot riding on the match’s outcome.
    We were treated to a surprisingly sound, incredibly enjoyable match full of stiff, physical work and plenty of back and forth intensity.  The story behind the bout was good, and both men truly came out looking great, impressing with their versatility.  Particularly impressive was Cesaro hitting a 619 midway through the contest.
Unfortunately, the match’s conclusion was meant to illustrate the tolls such physical work takes on the performers.  After a dive took both men over the barricade, the ringside officials determined neither was fit to perform.  Sheamus fought while being carried to the back and Cesaro made it back to the ring, ready to keep fighting.  It told a decent story, and both men looked like the determined fighters they proved themselves to be.  However, the no-contest achieved nothing, and if the series is to continue it seems unlikely that we’ll get a better match from the pair after this showing.  This was their crowning achievement together, and a real decision would have sealed the matter nicely.

#4

While I had high hopes for the Cruiserweight match between TJ Perkins and Brian Kendrick, I left somewhat underwhelmed.  It came out in the last week that Vince McMahon ordered the division to tone things down regarding both pace and aerial maneuvers, which hinders everything that made the Cruiserweight Classic among the best things I’ve seen all year.
    It was apparent that Vince’s edict had gone into effect, as the match was instantly less kinetic than the tournament.  There was a good deal less flying, and even the submissions and mat work seemed slower paced, leaving a more typical match albeit featuring heightened agility.  The crowd response was pretty muted, showing that the people knew something was up.  Perkins rightfully retained the title and will hopefully get the chance to put in more impressive work in the coming months.
    Don’t get me wrong, the match was not bad at all, it just wasn’t what I was expecting.  Both performers were capable of putting on a scorcher, but there was the sense that something was holding them back, yet it wasn’t either of their faults.  On any other card, this would have been a stand-out match, but it approached none of the heights of the CWC.  Perkins and Kendrick looked great, but I can only feel a bit disheartened that the division looks to be put under such a damper so quickly.

#5

The match between Sami Zayn and Chris Jericho was more-or-less a last-minute addition to the card, and there was little at stake.  However, I was looking forward to a solid contest between two of the roster’s best workers.  While I was a little unimpressed initially, the match slowly built itself up and grew on me.
    There was good work outside of the ring, and both performances were convincing and solid.  Jericho hit a Codebreaker, taking Zayn out, and robbing him of a much-needed win.  It was a decent match overall, not disappointing as it wasn’t one of the major features on the card, but rather because it could have been more impressive given the two involved.  It was a fun midcard affair that slightly overstayed its welcome given its slower first half.  However, both Jericho and Zayn are just so damn entertaining and likeable in the ring that I couldn’t really feel cheated.

#6

The US Title match between Roman Reigns and Rusev came second-to-last on the card, as well in rankings.  Their feud has been going for months with no end in sight, and Reigns has been juggling shots at the Universal and US titles for over a month.  The thing is, the crowd seems into Reigns in the midcard picture; he’s fine with most fans as long as he isn’t being pushed on them as the top star, and the company finally seemed to figure that out.  Given this, the outcome was hardly surprising.
    The match was fairly slow-moving for most of its runtime, although it was fairly physical.  Rusev doled out a beating to Reigns, impressing as always.  Naturally, even the Bulgarian Brute fell to Reigns’ spear, making the US Title the only one to change hands during the entire event.  Of course, much like the retention of the other belts, this change came as no surprise.  Much as I like Rusev, the crowd actually seemed cool with Roman taking the belt from him, which was certainly an interesting change of pace.

#7

Coming up last was the first match of the night, as well as the shortest overall: the Tag Team Title match between the New Day and Gallows & Anderson.  I don’t think anyone expected the New Day to lose the belts, especially with their record going so strong.  Of course, now that they have that record, they really should be made to fight for their position as champs, and Gallows & Anderson, shitty comedy skits aside, are the people to make them work for it.
    The challengers got things off to an impressive start, beating the champs down with some brutal shots.  Gallows & Anderson really did give the New Day a difficult time, making a number of smart tags and continuing to dominate the match.  Of course, after only six minutes the New Day made a comeback, putting Gallows & Anderson away and rendering their legitimate threat useless.  The match could have gone longer, particularly given how strongly it started, and Gallows & Anderson were once again left out to dry.

Summary and Grade

All that said, Clash of Champions was a much better show on the whole than Backlash.  While a few of the matches failed to impress, none felt like wastes of time, and not a single one was objectively bad.  Though even the best of the bouts weren’t match-of-the-year caliber, there were more good showings than SmackDown’s first PPV.
The titles and storylines were better established, and unlike Backlash, there was no rush to award new titles quickly.  The whole thing just reasserted why RAW is the signature brand, as well as the company’s favorite.  Overall, the card was booked far better, and the talent used in more constructive, and overall, satisfying ways.  
    If this is the way the company is handling the new PPV schedule following the brand split, then things are certainly looking up.  It wasn’t a great show, but it was a damn fine one.

In total, Clash of Champions was a 75/100.