How I Spent My Sunday Morning by Colin Gawel

Ah yes, a free Sunday morning. My wife is out of town and Owen is at a sleepover. I usually take Sundays off from the coffee shop so no worries there. Three hours of unadulterated free time. The sky is the limit. What to do? Write a song? Read the NY Times? Go for a run? Drink some coffee, or perhaps even a Bloody Mary? Call some old friends and catch up? Start tackling Pencilstorm stories I need to write, such as Watershed opening for Cheap Trick or recording with Tim Patalan in Michigan? Clean the house? Winterize the lawn mower? Write about Ray Davies being the best songwriter? The upcoming Dead Schembechlers show? Practice guitar? Call my Dad? or sister?

Yeah, those are all good ideas.

or..

I could lay in bed with the blinds drawn and Google myself to read old reviews for an hour or so. The highlight being Todd Baker defending me from the charge of being an irresponsible parent on the NPR weekend edition message board. At this point I probably should have at least gotten up to make some coffee but.......

I just had to check in on YouTube to catch some footage from the 2014 KISS Kruise. Bam! Full second night show posted thanks to my man Larry Hirshon.  They played "Plaster Caster?" Well, I've just got to watch that. Ooo, and a full acoustic set too? Larry, you have done it again. Then I wondered if those greedy bastards were changing their set lists during their Vegas residency. They aren't. Tough luck for all you Kiss fanatics who bought tickets for every show hoping they would play lots of deep cuts from Unmasked. I bet Jim Johnson doesn't spend his Sunday morning googling KISS set lists.  Speaking of set lists, didn't Cheap Trick open on the KISS Cruise? I wonder what they played. And when we opened for them in Myrtle Beach that was a hell of a set list. I should really write a follow up on that. But damn, check out this version of Speak Now in Los Angeles in 2013.

Whoops, too late. Owen is home. Three hours gone. Better clean this house and get ready to watch football. Nice.

Colin Gawel plays in Watershed, owns Colin's Coffee and is concerned about the nature of his true nature. He did get off his ass and start Pencilstorm, though.

Colin Agrees with John Kasich? Ricki C. Works the Polls? Our Bi-Annual Election Day Manifesto

Okay folks,  tomorrow is Election Day again (seriously) so it's time for my bi-annual Election Day manifesto. As a rule, we steer clear of politics here at Pencilstorm because: A) What do we know? and.....B) It cuts into valuable print space for debating who should be elected to the rock n roll hall of fame.

But in the interest of being a good citizen, I feel it is my duty as a Patriot to share a couple of thoughts for your consideration on this special day.

Remember, "Democracy" only works if everybody gets involved and shares their opinions and works towards a healthy compromise. I realize it's kind of a pain in the ass when somebody disagrees with you, but it's nothing personal. That's just how the founding fathers set up the system. Blame them, not me, or that asshole on Facebook who thinks taxes are too high or too low or whatever. The founding fathers wanted to give a voice to the people. That's why we got rid of that damn King in the first place. 

If you are one of those types that gets all huffy when you hear an opposing political viewpoint I would suggest your are a mentally weak American who has more in common with ISIS than your own government. So if you are overly sensitive, please spare me and stop reading now. (Making gagging noise putting fingers down my throat.)

Isn't this off to a nice start?

Or put another way for my rock n roll brothers and sisters: I may not agree with Ted Nugent's politics but I still crank up "Wango Tango" when it comes on the radio. So relax and enjoy the democratic process why don't you? A bunch of people fought and died for this privilege, so don't be a dick about it. 

Since there really isn't much of an election to speak of here in Ohio, I thought I would volunteer four topics on which I agree with Ohio Governor John Kasich. Please be mindful this is NOT some sort of endorsement so feel free to cast your vote however you please. It's nothing to me.

1) In July 2012 Kasich vetoed house bill 231 which would have allowed private interests to claim as much as FIVE MILLION gallons of water a day from Lake Erie without a permit. The bill passed the Ohio House with unanimous support from Republicans and literally nobody else on Earth including former Republican Guvs Taft and Voinovich.  His own party went crazy assuming he would just rubber stamp this gift to private business and were shocked by the veto. Want to read some really stupid quotes from some really stupid Ohio House members? Click here for a Dispatch article summing it all up.

2) Kasich bypasses his own Republican controlled legislation to expand Ohio's Medicaid program providing 300,000 Ohioans Health coverage they previously didn't have. Sure, some people don't like "Obamacare" but when somebody offers you 14 BILLION dollars, you take it. The fact that it is just morally the right thing to do makes it even sweeter. 

"Opposition to Medicaid expansion is either ideological or political and I don't think that holds water against real flesh and blood and real improvements in people's lives." - John Kasich

Click here to read Tea Party story: Gov. Kasich: Obamacare Repeal's 'Not Going to Happen even if we win the Senate'

3) Blasting the GOP for engaging in a war on the poor. "That if you are poor, somehow your are shiftless or lazy. The very people who complain should ask their grandparents if they worked at the W.P.A." and "What's more important when you get to Heaven? Did you keep government small or did you help the poor?" Click here for the full interview.

4) And just last week: Kasich: Fracking Tax is a 'complete rip off' for Ohioans. Kasich is pissed that private companies are making off with our natural resources and paying mere pennies for the privilege. Any Ohioan who opposes our Governor playing hardball trying to get a better return for the taxpayers of this state either works for the oil/gas lobby or is just a complete and total dumb ass. Click here for the full story from the Dispatch.

Certainly there are many topics John and myself don't see eye to eye, (women's rights for one) and I can't say I will be voting for him come this Tuesday but I respect that he is his own man and seems to have somewhat logical thinking behind many of his positions.

In full disclosure, I won't be voting for any candidate this election day. Not because Ed Fitzgerald can't take the time to renew a driver's license (I mean, come on, it is a pain in the ass) or I prefer some fringe lunatic candidate. No, I will not be voting because I will be out of town recording new songs with Watershed. Can't waste my time on something as trivial as politics when there are loud guitars to be recorded. 

Now get out and vote!  - Colin Gawel

Hey gang, Ricki C. here...

I just wanted to throw in my two cents, politics & elections-wise.  First off: I have been a poll-worker the last few elections over the last couple of years.  As a poll-worker, I would like to point out to Colin that he could have early-voted over at the Board of Elections on Morse Road.  But then I remembered that Colin grew up on the Mean Streets of Worthington, Ohio, and now resides in pastoral Upper Arlington - where they have good schools and where little birds dress many of the children in the morning before they attend those schools - so he may not have wanted to venture into the warlord-ruled, gang-infested no-man's-land that is Morse Road across from the old Northland Mall - i.e., my neighborhood. 

I actually became a poll-worker quite by accident, in that the Board of Elections called ME and asked me to join up.  I'm not sure it's common knowledge, but it is mandated by law that each polling station has to be manned by an equal number of Democrats and Republicans.  And it seems that the suburb adjacent to where I live in Columbus - which shall remain nameless for obvious reasons - could not muster enough Democrats to staff their polling place.  How many Dems were needed to fill out that roster, you might ask?  Four.  4.  In Roman numerals, IV.  (Cuatro, for our Hispanic brothers & sisters, although we really don't need Spanish in our polling-place, if you catch my drift.)  Right, the suburb in question could not find four Democrats within its borders to staff the polls.  Sad.  Scary.

I was going to detail some of my less-than-stellar moments as a poll worker here - one encounter with a tea-party voter stands out - but my lovely wife reminded me that I might want to KEEP working the polls, so let's just let those lie.  I do wanna say a couple of things: 1) If you don't go out and vote, do not complain to me about the quality of politicians you wind up with.  Right now the Koch brothers can finance a kajillion negative ads, but they still only get one vote apiece.  2) I find I have to disagree with Colin about Kasich.  The Governor can speechify all he wants about Medicaid and increasing the taxes on fracking, but as long as a gerrymandered Ohio is ruled by a Republican legislature, Kasich knows he won't have to deliver on any lip-service he pays to those causes.  He can appear moderate and, more importantly, Presidential without really doing anything substantive for the poor and middle class.  He can have his cake and eat it too.  Talk is cheap.  

Please understand me, I have nothing against John Kasich personally.  And I have no illusions that a completely inept Ed FitzGerald has any prayer of winning this election, but I still hope that everyone reading this goes out and votes the complete ballot and at least tries to participate in the process.  - Ricki C.   

 

All I've Ever Wanted To Do by Ricki C.

All I’ve ever wanted to do – since I was 13 years old in 1965 – is to go see bands play.  (Before that, all I ever wanted to do was to be a soldier in World War II, but since I was 12 years old in 1964 and the war ended in 1945, that goal was largely out of my reach by that point.) 

The first time I ever saw a rock & roll band play live was when my sainted Italian mother – who, by the way, worked 35 years as a waitress and later a hostess at Scioto Country Club in Upper Arlington – called my older sister and had her bring me to the Club on a Saturday night because there was, in my mom’s words, “a rock combo playing.”  

Looking back I now realize that the band was probably a group of Upper Arlington High School kids, at least one of whom had a father who was a member at Scioto.  I wasn’t allowed in the main ballroom, of course, being just a child of The Help, but even watching from the door to the kitchen I was utterly mesmerized by these kids – probably only three or four years older than me – bashing out the rock & roll.  To borrow a phrase from my former employer, Hamell On Trial, my brain exploded at that searingly close proximity to rock & roll music.

That was the night I learned to love live rock & roll music.  (I also learned a lot about the distribution of wealth in the United Sates and the myth of the classless American society peeking out of that kitchen door, and having to duck back inside anytime a Scioto member or their kids happened to glance my way.)  For right then, though, all I knew was that those four boys – in their paisley shirts & striped pants – were conjuring up a truly mighty din.  Their teenage peers were dancing their little hearts out.  Their parents – and many other adults – were holding their hands over their ears.  Kick out the jams, indeed.  It quite literally took my breath away.

I’d watched The Beatles and The Dave Clark 5 and Gerry & the Pacemakers and The Animals and The Rolling Stones and all of the other British Invasion acts on television, on the Ed Sullivan Show and The Hollywood Palace (I don’t think Shindig and Hullabaloo had even debuted by that time), but I had never seen a live rock & roll band up close and personal, had never shared an enclosed space with that electrically-amplified, brain-numbingly loud noise, drive & excitement. 

I think I probably watched that band – who shall forever remain nameless to me – for at least 45 minutes, and I’m sure they played all cover tunes, but I don’t remember a single song except “Gloria,” which that Upper Arlington quartet NAILED but good.  I don’t know for sure if my lifelong love affair with that Van Morrison/Them tune began that night, but I do know that “G-L-O-R-I-A” is one of my five favorite songs of all time, and rock & roll’s most perfect, most primal rallying cry.  (Just ask Patti Smith or Willie Phoenix.)

After that night my dad – in his nighttime second-job position as ticket agent for Central Ticket Office – started getting me into national touring rock shows at Vet’s Memorial.  I also started taking the bus downtown every Saturday afternoon to see bands, first at Lazarus and later at Morehouse Fashion – the two big Columbus department stores – when they started booking local rock bands in their Junior Misses departments to bring in the teen girl shoppers for groovy fashions and – by extension – the teen boys who would follow those teen girls pretty much anywhere. 

I liked records and used all of my lunch & bus money (I’d hitchhike home from school, knowledge that would have killed my mother) and all of the money I earned working at the Dairy Queen across the street from our house on Sullivant Avenue to buy them, but really what I liked was watching bands play live.  At one point in my life – fairly early on – I concluded that ALL records should be recorded live, because if the bands couldn’t cut it to record live, they shouldn’t be making records.  In many ways, I stand by that notion to this day.  It certainly would have saved us from a fuckload of bad music – starting with The Beatles after “Revolver” and ending with Mumford & Sons.   

It has occurred to me recently that almost every single thing I’ve done in my entire life I did so that I could go see bands play.

I turned 62 years old on June 30th, and just started collecting Social Security, so this is not a particularly auspicious thing to realize; at least to most of respectable, workaday society.

I started playing in bands in high school so that it would be easier for me to go see bands play, including the ones I was in.  (I also did it to meet girls, but that's whole 'nother blog.)  I stayed in college long enough to stay out of the Vietnam War, but not long enough to graduate.  And then for twenty years I worked in warehouses, unloading trucks, so that I had enough money to go see bands play.

I couldn’t begin to go into all the bands I’ve seen in the past 49 years:  from Columbus bands The Dantes, The Fifth Order, The Grayps, The Godz, Black Leather Touch, The Shadowlords, Gunshy Ministers, Howlin’ Maggie, Mrs. Children, and probably dozens more.  I saw Watershed dozens of times BEFORE I worked for them and dozens after.  I saw Paul Revere & the Raiders, Bob Dylan's first electric tour with The Hawks, The Turtles, The Jimi Hendix Experience, The Doors, The Left Banke, Cream, Janis Joplin, and – most crucially, in 1969, the best live show I ever witnessed – The Who.  I saw everybody in the 1970’s, from bands I loved – The Kinks, Mott The Hoople, The New York Dolls, Cheap Trick, AC/DC, the Patti Smith Group and Aerosmith – to bands I hated and later learned to despise – Styx, Rush, Triumph – to bands I loved then and hate now – The Eagles.         

I saw The Stooges – the original band, with Ron Asheton on guitar – TWICE while I was still in high school.  I saw Brownsville Station – the pride of Ann Arbor, Michigan, with the immortal Cub Koda on lead guitar – a dozen times between 1969 and 1972 with my high school best friend & bandmate Dave Blackburn, the person who taught me more about music and rock & roll and life than anybody else on this planet, and to this day Brownsville remains one of the five best live bands I’ve seen in my entire rock & roll existence.  It was like seeing The Who every few weeks, like Pete & Keith and company were a local band.  I saw Mink DeVille, Nick Lowe & Rockpile, and Elvis Costello & the Attractions all in one night in Cincinnati one time.  I’ve seen Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band and Ian Hunter – both with Mott The Hoople and in his solo years – more times than any other national acts, and over a longer span of years: 1970 to 2013 for Ian, 1976 to this past April for Bruce.

I’ve had my head knocked sideways by the most unexpected bands in the weirdest places: by a band of teenagers called The First Ship that sounded like Fairport Convention backed by The Velvet Underground in a small town in Canada when I was on the road with Hamell On Trial; by 1970’s singer/songwriter Marshall Chapman, whose live performance at a beach-bar happy hour while I was on vacation around 1985 somewhere in South Carolina was so much better than her records that it made my heart hurt; by Pete & Maura Kennedy playing an in-store at the old Border’s Book Store at Kenny & Henderson at 11 am on a Sunday morning, with only three other people in attendance, one of whom turned out to be Dr. Mark Segal, who I didn't meet until years later when I started working at Ace In The Hole Music, where he was a regular customer and became my good friend.  

I saw the Jim Carroll Band, The Replacements, REM, The Del-Lords, Violent Femmes, Marshall Crenshaw and Prince – among many others – in the 1980’s.  I saw five of my favorite singer/songwriters – Richard Thompson, Dave Alvin, Steve Earle,  Lucinda Williams and Alejandro Escovedo – in the 1990’s.  I didn’t see my all-time rock & roll hero, Elliott Murphy, until 1992, but it was worth the wait.  Somewhere in all that I saw the three best live rock & roll bands that you never saw – Bronx’s The Dictators, Boston’s The Neighborhoods and Columbus’ Romantic Noise. 

At the dawn of the 21st century – owing to a small inheritance from my mom & dad – I was able to stop unloading trucks in warehouses and to start working in record stores and being a roadie for bands.  From 2000 to 2014 I’ve seen exactly three rock & roll bands I didn’t see in the 20th century who were truly epic – The Strokes, The White Stripes, and The Avett Brothers – but I’m still out there looking.

Because all I’ve ever wanted to do is to go see bands play. - Ricki C. / The last day of summer, 2014.

We Have Forgotten September 11 by Wal Ozello

Last week September 11 came and went. There was a few mentions on TV. A documentary on the History Channel, an acknowledgement on the morning news shoved between NFL Public Relations problems and commentary from the President's ISIL speech the evening before. There was a spattering of 9/11 pictures and posts on social media, with the obligatory tweet from your politicians.

At my son's school, there was no classroom conversation about that important day in history, only a moment of silence as they shuffled to class from period 1 to period 2.

While flags flew at half mast, they weren't lined up and down my block like they were in October of 2001.

But see, I'm okay with that. I'm perfectly fine with a watered down memory of 9/11 as long as we can continue what happened AFTER 9/11. Unfortunately, we've forgotten the American Companionship and Compassion we forged the weeks after that tragic event.

Yes, we should say a prayer for those that died that day. For those killed by the murdering terrorists and those killed trying to save the innocent from the terrors inside. But do more than say a prayer, remember that we are all Americans and that we're all in this together. Reach out and help your fellow American, or just say "Hi" to a stranger. Let's work with each other to make this country the amazing place it is.

Be patriotic. Let's create a better America tomorrow than one we have today. Let's create a better country for all of us to live in.

The divisiveness in America is astonishing today. So many seem to be out for themselves. Sure there are the extremist - the entitlementalists on one side who feel they deserve everything and the 1% on the other side who don't feel they need to help.  But there's a wide spectrum of in-betweeners - those that still aren't willing to compromise on anything because they want to live in their America and not anyone else's.

This country is not mine. It's not yours.  It's ours.  And making it better for the generations to come is our responsibility.

I don't care if you want to live by President Reagan's "If we love our country, we should also love our countrymen" or President Kennedy's "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." I don't care if you're right or left, Republican or Democrat, African-American, Euro-American, Latino, or whatever.

Work hard to have America continue to be the best nation to live in.  Not for yourself, but for all of us. Let's get back to that "We are America" feeling we had days after 9/11.  The feeling that birthed flag-lined neighborhoods, the feeling that made you warmly greet whoever passed you by, and the feeling that made all of us believe we're in this together.

Let's do this so those that died that on 9/11, didn't die in vain.

We got a whole year to get it together before the next anniversary of September 11.  Maybe by then we can remember to act like Americans again.

Wal Ozello is the author of Assignment 1989: The Time Travel Wars and Revolution 1990,  novels about World War III fought as a temporal cold war.  He's a deep believer in liberty, justice, and the pursuit of the American Dream for all.

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Pencilstorm Returns Monday with a Major Announcement. Tuesday, Premier of Baver's Buckeye Bag

Well, it's been a long hot weekend in Columbus, but we have finally about finished moving into our new offices on Nationwide Blvd.  And to reward your patience, we will be back online Monday August 25th and kicking off the week with a concert announcement sure to make your day.

Tuesday, August 26th I am very excited to announce the premier of a weekly feature - Baver's Buckeye Bag - covering Ohio State Football. Obviously. Duh. 

Brent Baver is one of the original and best Buckeye Football bloggers and after one tour of our new offices we convinced him to take his talents to Pencilstorm. I know you have many choices when looking for Buckeye coverage, but trust me when I tell you, Baver is worth your time each and every week. Please give it a shot and I am sure you will agree. 

Shit, got to run, Hassler and Phillips almost just dropped the kegerator down three flights of stairs. See you Monday! And don't forget to tell one person a week about Pencilstorm. - Colin G.

We Will Be Taking a Short Vacation to Move into Our Sweet New Offices. See You Aug 25th!

As much as we all love staring at computer screens, sometimes it's best to give the eyeholes a little break and focus on some real world stuff. That is why Pencilstorm will be taking a short vacation so we can retool and reload while we move into our sweet new digs right in downtown Columbus. I can't get into the details of how we came into the money but lets just say fashion + music + blogging = cold, hard corporate cash. 

The new spot really is cool. We decided if we are going to compete with Grantland we needed to change out of these sweat pants and get a shave. It's a little pricey, but it gives us the illusion of success and what cost can you attach to that?  Plus the extra perks should make for a happier staff and ultimately better writing for your enjoyment. Wal got his own espresso machine and Ricki C. finally got a shelf for his peanut butter. Brian Phillips and Johnny DiLoretto got a corner office with a view of Huntington Park. Hassler likes that we are so close to Brothers, his favorite bar.

Anyway, sometime around August 15th we will be a little quiet until roaring back to life on Monday August 25th. We are also adding new writers to cover the Browns and Buckeyes and all your favorite Pencilstorm writers will return refreshed and refocused. BTW, if you know anybody who should be writing for us, please have them send a sample to pencilstorm@gmail.com. Pitch us an idea. We will listen. Or at least pretend to. - Colin G.

In the mean time, please visit our archive page. Just click and type in any topic that interests you to see what we have and what you've been missing.