Ohio County Trippin' Part Four: Seneca County - by Nick Taggart

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SENECA COUNTY
“All That and a Bag of Chips”
3-5 February 2017

County trippin’ in Ohio in the winter can be a dicey affair.  With our weather’s proclivity to change on a dime, one can’t be guaranteed that conditions will allow a safe driving tour.  I like to book my accommodation ahead of time, but don’t want to be left on the hook for a room deposit if a sudden blizzard should materialize.  That’s why we opted for Seneca County for early February.  We had an in at an inn in Tiffin where we could be assured a bed without the risk of losing money.  The Hillcrest B&B is an exclusive residential hostelry that only makes rooms available to close family.  Fortunately for us, the proprietors are Michele’s parents, Bob and Linda Reinhart.  And even better, they allow pets, so we were able to take along our cat, Mocha.

We left home after work on a Friday evening, so it was already dark by the time we crossed into Seneca County in McCutcheonville, a town that straddles two counties.  We hadn’t eaten any dinner, so as we drove north along Ohio Route 53, Michele called ahead to place a take-out order from Reino’s Pizza & Pasta, a long-time restaurant in downtown Tiffin.  They claim that when Frankie Reino opened his business in 1950, it was the first pizza establishment in the city.  Our Italian sub and BBQ chicken wings were ready when I ran in to pay.  With food in hand, we drove on to Michele’s parents’ house, where we were welcomed like family!

The following morning, we kicked things off by attending a fundraiser for FACT, or Financial Assistance for Cancer Treatment.  The county nonprofit is dedicated to supplying money directly to cancer patients and their families for out-of-pocket expenses such as medical supplies, prostheses, hair pieces, and even the cost of transportation for treatment.  FACT is run by an all-volunteer board, so 100% of all donations stay in Seneca County and go directly to FACT clients.

The fundraiser came in the form of the 16th Annual Tiffin Polar Bear Jump.  It took place just outside the southern city limits at Camden Falls Reception & Conference Center, located at the intersection of Ohio Routes 18 and 231.  This annual event gives crazy people an opportunity to jump in frigid water in the middle of winter -- for a good cause.  I can’t see myself ever partaking in such a stunt, but I tip my wool-knit cap to those who do, and who pay $25 for the pleasure of doing so (or $20 for return jumpers).  We paid just the $8 voyeur rate that allowed us to stare in awe as seemingly sane people performed stone cold acts of insanity.  Our admission fee also gave us access to the breakfast buffet that included hash browns, scrambled eggs, sausage patties, pastries, and coffee and juice.  There was also a cash bar for jumpers who needed a little extra liquid courage.

Promptly at 11 am, everyone tramped outside to a pond where the Clinton County Volunteer Fire Department had chipped away the ice in a 20-square foot area.  To attain “official jump” status, one’s head had to be totally submerged.  For safety reasons, jumpers were instructed to “walk” into the water; no cannonballs or belly flops.  That didn’t stop many participants from jumping.  Personally, I thought that was the better strategy, so you wouldn’t have to will yourself to wade deeper after that initial cold water shock.  Having said that, the most badass jumper we witnessed was a young woman with a flair for the dramatic, who nonchalantly walked into the water and slowly submerged herself as though she were stepping into a hot tub.  She then emerged and just as slowly got out of the water.  I bet the pond water was warmer than the icy liquid running through her veins.

A total of 184 jumpers made the plunge; 100 of whom were first-timers.  The oldest jumper was 80 and the youngest was 7.  Two EMS workers in wet suits stayed in the water the entire time in case of emergency, but fortunately, they were never needed.  The event raised $16,800. 

From there, we drove north on Ohio Route 231, which becomes Washington Street in Tiffin.  We crossed the Sandusky River and pulled in at Ralph’s Joy of Living, a unique business selling everything from washing machines to craft beer.  Like Reino’s, the establishment traces its origins to 1950, when Ralph and Evelyn Smothers opened Ralph’s Appliances, originally selling washers and dryers. Over the years, they added refrigerators, ranges, dishwashers, and microwaves.  In the early 2000s, with a second generation of Smothers at the helm, the store expanded its inventory to include a large selection of wine, gourmet foods, fresh roasted coffee, craft beers, cookware and other items.  This led to renaming the store, to more accurately reflect the current business trade.

We perused the cookware and kitchenware and fun novelty items such as the Wino O Streetwise Bottle Bag, an insulated, waterproof, reuseable and resealable wine bottle holder that looks like a brown paper bag.  Genius!  Our own purchases included a bacon chocolate bar and a bottle of pinot noir.

Across the street is the Tiffin Police Memorial which includes a beam from the World Trade Center.  Across the road from that is a veterans memorial, and then farther west along the river is the Indian Maiden statue.  The plaque attached to the latter reads, “This Indian maiden keeps ceaseless watch where Red Men and sturdy pioneers drank from a spring whose sparkling waters flowed within the stockade of old Fort Ball.”  Fort Ball was a supply fort during the War of 1812. Lt. Col. James V. Ball, for whom the fort was named, chose this site for its large cold water spring, which he enclosed within a stockade.  A few years after the war, Erastus Bowe established a house and tavern on the site of Fort Ball.  This settlement eventually grew to become Tiffin.

When the Indian Maiden statue was erected in 1926, I’m sure it was meant with good intentions, but nearly a century later, I can’t help but feel the stylized “maiden” is just a little too patronizing and perhaps a touch racist.  Michele thinks it’s a surprisingly ahead-of-its-time tribute to the area’s Native American history, and perhaps a touch sexist.

A couple blocks south on the other side of the river, across the street from the 1928 Ritz Theater, is the Tiffin Glass Museum.  Locals take great pride in the beautiful handmade glass produced by the Tiffin Glass Company during its near-century in business.  A year after the glass house closed its doors for good in 1984, the Tiffin Glass Collectors Club formed to preserve the factory’s history.  In 1998, the Club opened the museum.  We were amazed at the extensive displays of glassware, glass-making tools, and photos.  Jon, one of the Club members, served as our tour guide.  I don’t think every visitor is guaranteed a personalized tour, but it was a slow Saturday, so we benefitted from Jon’s free time and willingness to share his passion and knowledge.  Display by display, we walked through a history of stemware and learned about the different processes for etching glass, including sand blasting where designs are formed using air pressure.  The colors of glass varied through time and one variety of glass –the highly collectible Twilight – even changed color based on the type of light shone on it.  You never know how interested you may be in a topic until you have an expert explain it to you.

The museum includes a retail shop, where a large collection of Tiffin Glass pieces are available for purchase.  We found a pair of black glass candle sticks dating from the 1930s or 40s, which now reside in our house, providing a pretty reminder of our visit.

A few blocks away on Perry Street, near the campus of Heidelberg University, we paused in an alley so I could take a photo of an octagon house.  I’m always curious to see these oddities of architecture which had a passing popularity in the 19th Century.  Tiffin’s version is said to have been built in 1851.  It’s a two-story brick structure painted white, but it hasn’t been maintained so the redness of the brick is once again making an appearance throughout the facade.  I read somewhere that the building was being used as student housing, but its current abandoned nature goes way beyond any minimalist standards that even the most frugal college student would put up with.

We left Tiffin heading north along River Road up to County Road 38.  There we turned right and then left onto County Road 15.  The road reaches a crest before making a slight descent down to a bridge over Sugar Creek.  It would be quite understandable for drivers not to realize that the simple concrete span they were passing over was none other than the Screaming Mimi Bridge!  It seems every rural district has one of these spots where “legend” has it an unfortunate incident occurred at an unidentifiable time in history resulting in a poor ghost having to haunt the area for eternity, thus ensuring entertainment for bored teenagers looking for something to do.

So what’s the story behind this particular haunted bridge?  Well, it depends who you ask.  Apparently, there was a woman named Mimi.  Everyone can agree on that point.  After that, details become murky.  Some think she went insane because she had a baby out of wedlock and was forced to throw the infant over the bridge.  Another story has Mimi beheaded and thrown off the bridge on her wedding night by a husband who wanted to inherit her fortune.
In order to conjure the apparition, one must park on the bridge, turn off the ignition, place the keys on top of the car, and then flash the lights three times and honk the horn three times.  Variant instructions require this be done at midnight during a full moon.  It always tickles me how paranormal specters require such exacting demands.

Michele remembers acting out this scene with friends in her younger days.  I don’t think they were successful in bringing forth Mimi, but there was a lot of screaming on the bridge those nights, mostly of the high pitched teen girl variety.

We pulled off the road next to the bridge, near Morrison Lake, a “members only” campground.  I got out and walked around.  I didn’t see or hear anything out of the ordinary, but then I wasn’t following the required ghostly directives.  Perhaps we would have seen Mimi had we come at night.  And flashed our lights and honked our horn.  And been intoxicated. 
Back in the car, we continued our journey north on County Road 15 to County Road 34 and then west into the tiny village of Old Fort, population 186.  It was platted in 1882 and named for Fort Seneca, another outpost from the War of 1812.  To commemorate its history, a replica blockhouse has been constructed in the park that runs along the railroad tracks.  I must admit to an ounce of disappointment as we pulled up along side it.  It was a bit smaller than expected; about twelve feet high and totally enclosed so you couldn’t walk inside.  I wondered if the architectural plans had been hastily written on a cocktail napkin with a notation for inches made in place of feet.

Skirting the northern edge of the county at this point, we crossed State Route 53 and continued west into the town of Bettsville, population 649, before turning southwest onto Ohio Route 12.  About half way to Fostoria, we pulled over near a barn with a very faded insignia painted on its side.  It was the Seneca County Bicentennial Barn.  The 1927 structure was owned by Larry and Alberta Babione when it was selected to represent the county in the state’s bicentennial project.  Perhaps I should feel fortunate that it’s still standing considering some of the other bicentannial barns have been razed since 2003, but its weathered and worn appearance just gave it a neglected look.

As we neared Fostoria, I spotted a tall smoke stack in the distance pumping out white smoke.  As we got nearer, I saw that it belonged to POET Biorefining, a “state-of-the-art ethanol production facility,” according to its website.  It began operations in 2008, and boasts that it employs approximately 40 people and enhances “the local economy with improved corn prices, value-added markets for farmers, good-paying jobs, and increased local tax revenue.”  It may very well do all those things, but what it does not do is provide a pleasing picture of welcome to those entering the city from the north.

It was mid afternoon by this point and we had failed to eat lunch.  Fortunately, Fostoria is home to Dell’s, a family restaurant dating back to 1934. (click here for Dell's website)  There were a few other diners when we entered, but we were definitely between popular mealtimes.  There were still some daily specials available though, so we made a couple selections from those listed on the handwritten chalkboard.  Michele went with the giant handbreaded pork tenderloin with a side of mac & cheese (made in-house and on the grill), while I opted for the breaded chicken ranch BLT with a side of fries.  My stomach, rather than my brain, appeared in control for the moment, so I added an order of BBQ loaded potato skins with pulled pork.  It could have been a meal in itself.

While we waited for our food, I checked out the restaurant’s décor.  A large collection of classic lunch boxes and thermoses from the 1970s and 80s adorns the walls.  It was a trip down memory lane to see the metal boxes with images of Kiss, the Bee Gees, Charlie’s Angels, Knight Rider, Laugh-In, and the Partridge Family.

The food was delicious and there were leftovers.  Fortunately, our next stop was back to Michele’s parents’ house, so we were able to take our extra food with us, along with a selection of pie: Snickers Bar and butterscotch flavors for me and Michele, and apple and peach for her parents.  On the way out of town, we made a detour into the Iron Triangle Visitor Center and Viewing Area.  This patch of parkland is formed by a triangle of crisscrossing railroad tracks.  Our arrival coincided with a train rumbling by; a common occurrence.

We drove back to Tiffin via Ohio Route 18, traversing the village of Bascom along the way.  We rested awhile and then shared stories of our day with Bob and Linda over pieces of Dell’s pie.

The following morning, we took my in-laws out for brunch to T.J. Willie’s, a casual restaurant on Market Street in Tiffin.  We were joined by Michele’s older sister, Pam, who drove down from Whitehouse, Ohio.  We all partook of the Sunday buffet where I loaded up on all manner of breakfast items from scrambled eggs and bacon to mini-waffles and pancakes.  If anyone went away hungry or disappointed, they had no one but themselves to blame.  We took our time eating (and eating and eating) while enjoying a relaxed family conversation.  After a couple hours, we had to say our goodbyes so we could continue county trippin’. 

Our next stop was out in the hinterlands of northeast Seneca County.  We took State Route 18 east out of Tiffin and followed it as it cut northeast at the village of Republic.  We then turned east on County Road 46 and rode it all the way to the county line, passing vast swaths of farmland.  We turned south on State Route 269, staying within the county, by a mere technicality, for the stone’s throw to drive to the entrance of Sorrowful Mother Shrine.

It seems odd to have what is promoted as “the oldest place of pilgrimage dedicated to the Blessed Mother in the Midwest and east of the Mississippi River in the U.S.A.” located out in the middle of nowhere, Ohio.  How did this happen?  Well, back in the mid-19th Century, Father Francis de Sales Brunner, a missionary from the Old Country, traveled throughout northwest Ohio, establishing parishes for the newly arrived Catholic settlers from Germany and Switzerland.  He had quite a fondness for Mary, the mother of Jesus, who he felt had guided him and other priests in their work.  As payback, in 1850, he built a small red chapel in honor of Mary.  It quickly became a popular place of pilgrimage where the faithful could come and “stand still in the presence of God.”  Twenty years later, a larger chapel was constructed to replace the original.  That chapel burned in 1912, but was replaced with a stone structure that still stands today.  Michele’s godparents married there in the late 1940s.  

The site became so popular for masses that the seasonal, outdoor Pieta Chapel was built on the property in 1968.  Its inverted white cone topped with a cross must have been very modern for its time.

The shrine is not just a couple of chapels.  It is also a shitload of grottos. (Whereas “shitload” is not yet an officially Church sanctioned group name for grottos, we have faith it will become so at Vatican III, as well as “cloisterfuck” for a gathering of nuns, and “bejesus” for a stable of altar boys.)  There are at least 12 grottos at Sorrowful Mother Shrine, representing various architectural styles, from a stone replica of Our Lady of Lourdes Grotto to a Spanish Mission style structure honoring Our Lady of Guadalupe.

We spent about an hour wandering the wooded grounds.  I can’t claim to have felt “the presence of God,” but it is a very peaceful and serene setting.  We also stepped into the gift shop where I purchased two holy cards (“Save ‘em, collect ‘em, trade ‘em with your friends.”) representing our two patron saints: St. Michael and St. Nicholas.  Michele pointed out that my money was going straight to an organization that opposes a woman’s right to choose.  Suddenly, my nascent holy-man trading card collection felt tainted.

We backtracked west and then north through the flat agricultural landscape of Thompson and Adams Townships.  We barely passed another car, but we did get stopped by a train.  Southeast of Green Springs, on Sandridge Road, we came upon another octagon house.  This one appeared much nicer than the one in Tiffin, probably because it is actually lived in.  It also dates to the mid-19th Century.  The 2-story house was reportedly in pretty rough condition when Eldon and Kathryn Powell purchased it in 2014, but based on our exterior view, they did a nice job of restoration.

We made a loop around the Clyde Reservoir, which put us on Ohio Route 101, a straight road back to Tiffin.  Hidden within the city’s northeast quarter among residential housing is the Ballreich’s potato chip company.  Tiffin has been home to this family-owned venture since 1920, when Fred and Ethel Ballreich opened their homemade potato chip operation in a dirt floor garage, using a copper kettle heated with wood scraps.  They described their chips as "marcelled," meaning "wavy,” taken from a popular women’s hairstyle of the 1920s.

When their potato chips became too popular for Fred and Ethel’s limited output, they brought Fred’s brother Carl and his wife Emma into the company.  The two couples lived side by side at 180 and 186 Ohio Avenue, with a small factory behind the homes.  The former house is now the location of Granny Ballreich’s, a retail outlet for all things Ballreich.  An older woman was working the register when we arrived.  I assume they only hire grandmotherly types to reinforce the image of “Granny Ballreich.”  I had a pleasant conversation with the friendly lady as Michele tried on Ballreich sweatshirts, settling on an attractive red one.  We also purchased a bag of snacks and some chocolate-covered potato chips.

On our way through Tiffin, we made a detour through Michele’s old stompin’ grounds and the neighborhood she grew up in on Ann Street.  As we all discover when we return to the place of our childhood, Michele found that the blocks had shrunk and the spaces between houses and streets had become noticeably shortened since the time she lived there.

We drove south out of town on Ohio Route 231.  Just short of the county’s southern border, we turned off the route and found the Howard Collier State Nature Preserve, named in honor of former state budget director Howard Collier.  The old-growth forest was originally acquired as a Scenic River area due to its location along a wiggle of the Sandusky River.  Wooden steps lead from the parking lot down toward the river, but once the terrain levels off, the manmade stairs give way to a dirt path that was somewhat muddy the day of our visit.  A one-mile loop trail follows the river for part of the way and a short side path leads to Hecks Bridge, an automobile span over the river on Pennington Road.  The area was rather bare due to the season, but we could tell the preserve would be worth a return visit in the summer.

Back in the car, we continued west across the bottom of the county through the barely-a-tic-on-the-map place names of Berwick, Frenchtown, and Springville, before arriving at the Springville Marsh State Nature Preserve, tucked away in the southwestern corner of Seneca County.  Again, the timing of our visit didn’t coincide with prime nature observation, but that didn’t get in the way of a pleasant outdoor stroll.  A mile-long boardwalk loop leads past a low observation tower and a wildlife blind.  The marsh was mostly dry, but there were plenty of cattails, robins, and large fallen trees exposing huge root systems to keep our interest.  Again, a return visit in the summer would yield even more nature at which to marvel, including a remarkable variety of flowering plants.  The preserve is said to be the largest inland wetland in this part of the state.

The sun was well on its way down as we left Springville and drove northeast on County Road 591 to New Riegel.  Since the time I met Michele and made my first visit to the New Riegel Café, the town has become synonymous in my mind with ribs.  Ever since W.J. “Pete” Boes purchased the café in 1953 and subsequently came up with his unique and VERY tasty barbecue sauce, the restaurant has been a popular destination.  The savory, garlicky aroma of the sauce often accompanies the diner’s clothing on the way out, but I’ve always found it to be a fair trade.  

As soon as we began planning our Seneca County trip, the New Riegel Café was one of the first items I made sure to place on our itinerary.  Michele’s parents joined us that Sunday evening for the occasion.  You can then imagine my surprise and dismay when we arrived to discover the restaurant had just run out of ribs about a half hour before.  I assumed they were joking, but apparently, this is a somewhat common occurrence at the end of a busy weekend.  They still had chicken, ham, and beef to offer, all with the signature barbecue sauce.  I opted for the chicken.  While I’ll still return to ordering the ribs on my next visit, I was far from disappointed with this one-time substitution.

The rural winter sky of northwest Ohio had become very dark and black as we chose the “scenic” path back to Tiffin, first traveling northwest on Ohio Route 587 before turning right onto US Route 224, which actually led in a direction toward Tiffin.  We stopped back at the Hillcrest B&B just long enough to gather our kitty and belongings and to thank our hosts for providing us with excellent lodging.  The chocolate on our pillows was proof of its class.  With a couple toots from our horn as we backed out of the driveway, we found our way back to Route 53 and south out of the county.

Time spent in the county: 48 hours, 13 minutes
Miles driven in the county: 169 miles

Ohio County Trippin' Part Three: Champaign County - by Nick Taggart

CHAMPAIGN COUNTY
“Underground and Overtime”
26-27 November 2016

We got an early jump on the day, entering Champaign County about a quarter past nine. The cloudy morning cast a paleness upon the agricultural fields as we cruised along Ohio Route 29.  Only 2 ½ miles into the county, we entered the village of Mechanicsburg.  As we bumped over railroad tracks, we passed the huge metal silo belonging to the Heritage Cooperative, a sign that this was farm country.  The member-owned farming cooperative was formed in 2009 by a consolidation of smaller co-ops.  Heritage serves over 3500 farmers in a 20 county area of central Ohio.

In the center of town, South Main Street bends and becomes West Main Street.  On our way out of town, we passed the bulbous water tower with “Mechanicsburg” printed on it in large letters.  It was akin to reading “welcome” on an exit door.

We passed through the even smaller burg of Mutual, but we didn’t have time to tarry as we had an important agenda: breakfast.  We entered the county seat of Urbana on Oakland Street, a business strip of chain stores and restaurants.  Oakland merges onto Scioto Street near Mercy Memorial Hospital.  We slowed as the area, stocked with big old homes, became more residential. At the town center, we followed the round-about north onto Main Street and to the northern boundary of the city, one mile away.

We pulled into the parking lot for Grimes Field, a city-owned public-use airport.  We weren’t planning on flying anywhere, but we’ve found that small airfields are often home to good restaurants.  The Airport Café reinforced this hypothesis.  It supplies delicious meals for both locals and visiting pilots, or in our case, visiting drivers.  The small eatery was busy, but we found a couple of seats and ordered a couple of aeronautically-themed entrees.  I settled on the J-3, which included two extra large eggs prepared to order (scrambled, please), my choice of smoked bacon, grilled sausage, or ham (bacon, of course), and toast, all for $4.29.  Michele opted for the Aztec, the same as mine, but with hash browns.  A recently landed plane taxied by the window, providing us with a floor show for our meal.

After breakfast, we drove a mile farther north to Freshwater Farms of Ohio, “the state’s largest indoor fish hatchery,” according to its literature.  We weren’t exactly sure what to expect of it as a tourist destination, but we turned out to be pleasantly surprised.  The five-acre farm was founded in 1983 and is family-owned by three generations of the Smith family.  They raise up to 100,000 pounds of fish yearly and claim to be the only producers of trout products in Ohio.

Fish are raised both indoors and outdoors.  We walked to the back of the property where one can get trout riled up into a feeding frenzy by tossing fish food into the large tanks of water.  Inside one of the Quonset huts, an educational area provided a variety of aquatic life and signs to let the visitors know what they’re viewing.  There were snapping turtles (“Do not put your fingers in the tank!”), toads, salamanders, rainbow trout, yellow perch, Louisiana swamp crayfish, and HUGE sturgeon, which thrashed about in their tanks and jumped high above the surface of the water as if to say, “I’m ready now to evolve into a land dweller.”  Despite a sign explaining that it is okay to pet the sturgeon and that they don’t have teeth (although they have an extendable mouth that they use like a vacuum cleaner to suck up their prey), a quick evaluation of their size and current emotional state made me believe that they could easily take me in a fight.

In the retail shop at Freshwater Farms, we spotted potato chips for sale from an Urbana company called Mumford’s.  Michele recalled passing a shop – Mumford’s Potato Chips & Deli – so we drove back to it and purchased three bags of their chips.  The company traces its roots back to 1932, when local potato farmer Asa Mumford and his son Virgil opened a small business making old-fashioned kettle cooked potato chips.  We thought we were “buying local” until I asked the staff member ringing up our purchase where the chips were made.  He informed me that they used to be made in the back room of the building we were in, but now, they’re made in Canton.  Canton?!  I felt like those guys on the old Pace Picante commercial that learn their salsa is made in New York City.  The clerk was quick to add, “But they use the same recipe!”  I’m sure that was succor to the Urbanians who lost their jobs.  Later, I took a closer look at the packaging and noticed it reads, “Distributed by Mumford’s Potato Chips, Urbana.”  I suppose that’s technically true, but I still felt lied to, or maybe hoodwinked, or in the very least, bamboozled.  I won’t lie, though, the chips were good!

We had some time to kill so we perused a few retail shops on Main Street including Kaleidoscope, a very clean and well-kept antique shop.  Michele added to her Christmas decoration collection with the purchase of a very cute teddy bear dressed as Santa and I added to my nerd collection with a 1965 foldout Ohio highway map.  I reminded Michele that when telling others of her purchase to be sure to explain that her Santa teddy is a stuffed animal, unless she wants people to think she purchased a “naughty” holiday undergarment.

Our weekend visit to Champaign County coincided with “The Game,” the annual gridiron contest between The Ohio State Buckeyes and the team up north.  We didn’t want to miss the game, so after consulting with a Columbus friend who grew up in Urbana, we were able to get a good recommendation for a local bar where we could watch the game.  We arrived at Bracken’s Pub just before kick-off and settled into a table after picking up a couple of $2 pints of Yuengling from the bar and putting in an order for a pepperoni pizza and chicken wings.

We couldn’t have selected a better venue.  Bracken’s had all the needed ingredients for enjoyable televised football viewing: a large-screen TV, a congenial ambiance, and cold beer!  There were never more than a dozen people in the bar, perhaps due to the early noon game time, but everyone was there to watch the game, and the scarlet and gray they wore assured us we were among friends.  When “we” intercepted a pass in the second quarter and ran it in for a touchdown, everyone erupted into loud excitement.

While most of the clientele was friendly and welcoming, there was one guy (every bar has one!) who was a little too loud, a little too volatile in his expressed disappointment in a failed play, far too wayward in his comments (making homophobic slurs regarding OSU’s kicker after he missed his second field goal attempt), and overall, just a dick, but no one else joined his bandwagon of stupidity and crassness, which was encouraging.  

Two patrons even made it a point to stop by our table and welcome us since we were obviously not regulars.  One in particular, Ned, was nice and funny.  After introducing himself, he admitted to always being pessimistic about close games such as the one unfolding before us, but that if we should win, he would confidently tell all that he was sure of victory all along. In the second overtime Urban Meyer was contemplating his gutsy call whether or not to go for it on fourth and one or attempt a game-tying field goal, Ned called from across the bar, “Nick, what should we do? Go for it or kick?”  I could already see Meyer was going to go for it, so I backed the coach and confidently (?) shouted back, “Go for it!”  The bar exploded again when seconds later, we (just barely) made the first down, and then, a couple of plays later, ran it in for the game winning touchdown.  What a game!  It was an “instant classic,” as Meyer called it, and I’ll always remember where I was to see it!  O-H!  I-O!

Michele was back in time to see the end of the game, but she had taken a break during the third quarter in order to check out some more shops.  I might have questioned her Buckeye loyalty, but when she returned with two buckeye candies, all else was forgotten.

I was a bit keyed up after the game, so it helped to have an outdoor stroll next on our county agenda.  We drove about five miles south of Urbana to Cedar Bog State Memorial, a 428-acre preserve co-owned by the Ohio Department of Natural Resources and the Ohio History Connection, and managed by the latter.  You’d think that with two state agencies involved, they’d know enough to name the place properly.  It turns out that Cedar Bog isn’t a bog at all, but rather a fen.  What’s the difference?  I’m so glad you asked.  A bog is a pond, created from glacier ice that melted into a depression.  A fen is also formed due to a melting glacier, but is located in a shallow area near a gravel ridge, or moraine.  A fen is constantly flushed from ground water that surfaces as a spring and exits via another body of water.  A bog, on the other hand, replenishes itself only from precipitation and the water’s only means of departure is through evaporation.

Not that we saw much water during our lap around the preserve’s boardwalk.  It all looked pretty dried up.  Perhaps autumn isn’t the best time for bog-walking…correction…fen-walking.  Regardless, we got in nearly a mile of pleasant strolling.  We returned to Urbana and checked into our room at the Scioto Inn, a recently (2011) renovated building on Scioto Street, just east of the center of town.  Our lodging was cozy and comfortable, just what a visitor needs.  Across the street is Scioto Antiques, also owned by the Inn’s proprietor.  We perused its interesting and eclectic collection before proceeding out on foot for dinner.      

On the opposite side of the town square, and just beyond Bracken’s Pub, is Coppertop, a fine-dining restaurant where we enjoyed a delicious meal.  My dinner selection was the baked salmon while Michele went with a warm chicken and walnut salad.

For our after-dinner entertainment, we walked south of the town square to The Gloria, a rehabilitated old theater that began life in 1904 as The Clifford.  A 1918 fire resulted in massive damage to the building.  It sat in disrepair throughout the 1920s and ‘30s, but was purchased in 1941 by Warren Grimes who re-christened it The Gloria after his youngest daughter.  The theater closed again in 2013, but was purchased the following year by the Urbana United Methodist Church.  They helped form the GrandWorks Foundation that would work to bring the aging theater back to life and provide the community with an entertainment center.  So rather than simply purchasing a movie ticket, we were supporting urban renewal by attending the evening’s feature presentation of “A Christmas Story.”

After renewing our holiday spirit with the humorous antics of Ralphie and the Parker family, we returned to the Scioto Inn and retired for the night.

Feeling refreshed after a good night’s sleep, we showered and packed up and returned to the Airport Café for our Sunday breakfast.  If it ain’t broke, don’t go looking for another restaurant that may not be open on Sunday anyway.  This time around, I had the waitress fly me over a Cessna, which was French toast and bacon.  Michele ordered the Crosswind, “two grilled fluffy pancakes and your choice of smoked bacon, grilled sausage, or ham” for only $4.79.

After breakfast, we drove north on US Route 68.  Just before reaching the county line, we turned east onto Ohio Route 507 where a giant red arrow informed us we were only three miles away from Ohio Caverns, one of the state’s most popular tourist attractions.  Neither Michele nor I had ever visited, but had been aware all our lives of its existence.  How can one miss the plethora of directional signs scattered about this portion of the state?!  I think I’d always disregarded the site as some sort of second-rate roadside attraction; the kind that might include a dancing bear or the world’s biggest ball of twine.  I couldn’t have been more wrong.

First, a little history: The caves were discovered in 1897 when a local boy discovered a sinkhole and followed the draft of cool air into an underground hollow.  Since then, the owners of the property have been offering underground tours.  It’s not just the opportunity to do some spelunking that draws people, but the magical and colorful wonders that those subterranean rooms hold. The Ohio Caverns are filled with countless crystal stalactites, stalagmites and other amazing formations.  One can be easily excused from realizing, as they drive onto the 35-acre property, what natural wonders await them below the gently rolling farmland.

A visit isn’t cheap.  At $17 per adult, I had my doubts we were going to get our money’s worth, but knew we had to experience the attraction if for no other reason than it was there.  There weren’t any other visitors for the twice-hourly tour we’d signed up for, so Michele and I were given a “private” tour by a guide, a young college-age local.  He led us nearly 100 feet below ground to the caverns, where it’s a constant 54 degrees year-round.

The tour lasts nearly an hour and covers about a mile of territory.  The passage can be narrow at times, and when our guide momentarily shut off the electric light, we got a true sense of what darkness can be.

The tour includes various “rooms” full of the naturally formed crystals, or I should say naturally forming because the process continues.  It’s just such a slow process that we won’t notice a difference in our lifetime.  For example, the largest crystal in the cavern is the Crystal King, a wondrously white stalactite measuring about five feet, weighing about 400 pounds, and estimated to be over 200,000 years old; it drips once every seven to eight minutes.  Most crystals take an average of 500 to 1,000 years for a cubic inch of calcite to be formed.

I found myself taking picture after picture.  Everywhere I turned, I was confronted with another spectacular photographic opportunity.  The tour ends in one of the larger crystal-packed rooms where a recording of “Beautiful Ohio” is played, a tradition that dates back to 1928.

After resurfacing, we returned to the gift shop.  Not only did I believe the tour was worth every penny of our admission fee, but I continued to hand over more money in exchange for an Ohio Caverns T-shirt, some Ohio Caverns post cards, and a package of Crystal Kings, a confectionery created by Marie’s Candies of West Liberty and made to resemble the famous crystal by covering Bugles with white chocolate.  Ingenious!  

Still giddy from our tour, we backtracked on Routes 507 and 68 and pulled into the Mad River Farm Market where, after a bit of shopping, we came away with two bottles of liqueur: Apple Pie Crème and Egg Nog flavors.

We continued south on Ohio Route 68 to Ohio Route 296 and then followed a series of roads in a westerly direction across Concord Township.  We turned left onto Neal Road and then right onto the forlorn-sounding Lonesome Road.  It was there we turned into a teeny parking area at the entrance to Davey Woods Nature Preserve.  It’s named in honor of the Davey Tree Expert Company which provided half the funds (The Nature Conservancy paying the other half) to acquire the property in 1989.  The preserve has a hilly terrain and is described as having one of the best woodlots remaining in this part of the state.

We followed the 1.4 mile Conrad Loop trail through the forest of trees that were bare after having dropped their leaves.  Michele found a “cudgel” stick to carry with her and to protect us against any potential bears, dragons, or deranged deer.  The only other mammals we encountered on the trail were a woman and her three grandchildren.  They responded properly to our friendly greetings so we let them pass unmolested.  About a mile into the preserve, we passed a collection of old broken headstones belonging to the family of David and Barbara Pence who moved to the area from Shenandoah County, Virginia, in the early 1800s.

Back in the car, we dropped down to US Route 36 and followed it back for one last stop in Urbana.  On the city’s east side, off of Patrick Avenue, we turned in at Oak Dale Cemetery.  Thanks to some directional signs, we were easily able to find the two graves we were hunting.  One belongs to John Quincy Adams Ward, a famed sculptor whose grave is topped with a replica of one of his creations entitled, “The Indian Hunter.”  The original sits in New York City’s Central Park.  He was also the artist who sculpted the bust of Lincoln Goodale that sits upon a memorial in Columbus’s Goodale Park.

The other grave belongs to frontiersman Simon Kenton, who should be as nationally known as Daniel Boone if only he’d had better press, a Disney TV series, and a snappy theme song.  Ohio author Allan W. Eckert did his best to keep Kenton’s life memorialized in his book, The Frontiersmen.  

We left Urbana the way we’d come in the day before, along Ohio Route 29.  We once again passed through the village of Mutual and its one hundred residents, but then turned south onto Ohio Route 56.  We followed it for six miles before it deposited us out of the county.

Time spent in the county: 30 hours, 50 minutes
Miles driven in the county: 88

Read County Trippin' Part Two: Medina County Here    Part One: Meigs County

Ohio County Trippin' Part Two: Medina County - by Nick Taggart

First off, some background:  In 2000, I struck upon the idea of visiting each of Ohio’s 88 counties.  The point wasn’t to just collect geographic spots, but to experience what my state had to offer.  I figured I could easily bag eight or nine a year, thus completing my goal within a decade.

Here it is, sixteen years later, and I’ve barely passed the halfway point.  Oh well, it’s the journey, not the destination, as Mr. Emerson once said.

Because I am who I am, I made up some rules before starting out:

Once I enter the county, I must stay within its boundaries until the trip is over;

I must avoid all interstates while in the county and, if possible, all divided highways.  Interstates, as the name implies, are meant to get one quickly across a territory.  County trips are meant to slow me down and give me an opportunity to look around.  This is an intentional nod to William Least Heat-Moon’s classic travel book, Blue Highways;

I must avoid all chain restaurants and patronize only independently owned establishments, whether they be eateries or lodgings.  This can be a tricky rule, especially when all the indie hotels in a small county look to be doubling as crack houses and brothels.  I have no intention of putting myself in danger for the sake of a rule, so on a rare occasion, special dispensation to ignore a rule has been given by the County Trip Governing Board (consisting of the ruling triumvirate of Me, Myself and I)

Click here for Part One: Meigs County

Ohio County Trippin' Part Two: Medina County - by Nick Taggart

 “Fair-to-Middling”
6-7 August 2016

We were just about to leave the village of Creston when we entered Medina County along Wooster Pike.  There was nothing to distinguish this two-lane road from any of the thousands of others that connect small towns throughout the state, but along with its local name, it also bears the tag State Route 3, a once major north-south highway.  Its route was established in 1923 when a series of shorter roads were cobbled together to connect the three largest cities in the state, Cincinnati, Columbus, Cleveland; thus its nickname, the 3-C Highway.  It may be the second longest state route in Ohio, but once the interstate system was constructed, I-71 became the go-to roadway for those wishing to cross Ohio in a hurry.  As Charles Kuralt once said, “Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.”

Since we had no deadlines to meet and were more interested in exploration than speed, we followed the curve of Route 3 into Seville, “a giant of a village.”  (The story behind that slogan will be forthcoming.)  We pulled up next to the American Heritage Restaurant where a sign promised, “Home Cooking.”   

That's Some Tall Water

That's Some Tall Water

 Small town diners offer much to the visitor, but in a swing state like Ohio, I often feel they represent more red than blue of the political spectrum.  Some small eateries hang their beliefs on their interior decorated sleeves. The American Heritage wasn’t as extreme as others I’ve encountered, but I knew right away where they stood on the Second Amendment. The canned country music was accompanied by a display of firearms on the wall and a t-shirt that read, “I have a beautiful daughter.  I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi.”  They must have been temporarily out of the “I have a handsome son.” version.  I have some deeply held beliefs on the matter, but none that I can’t temporarily holster in exchange for delicious food at an economical price. That is exactly what I received with my $4.99 daily special that included a tasty bacon cheddar omelet with fried potatoes and toast.

 As I ate, I noticed a framed t-shirt signed by someone famous.  I was afraid it was going to be some right-wing nut job, but upon closer inspection saw it was Jay Leno.  “It could have been worse,” I told Michele.  “It could have been Dick Cheney.”  Michele didn’t see much distinction as she was a strong backer of David Letterman in the 20-year Late Night Wars of the ‘90s and aughts.

The restaurant’s interior was also adorned with a life-size, black and white mural of Martin and Anna Bates, “the world’s tallest couple.”  (Here’s where the town’s slogan comes into play.)  Martin was born in Kentucky in 1837, an average size baby, but after a tremendous growth spurt in his teen years, he eventually grew to be seven feet, seven and a half inches tall.  He served in the Confederate Army during the Civil War, leading to some truly tall tales by Union soldiers.  After the war, since the NBA hadn’t been formed yet, Bates traveled north and joined the circus, exhibiting his stature as a curiosity.  While on tour in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, he met Anna Swan, herself a tall drink of water at seven feet, eleven and a half inches.  The promoter knew a good thing when he saw it and hired Anna immediately.  Martin and Anna subsequently married while on tour in England.  Upon their retirement from the circus, they purchased a farm in Medina County and lived out their lives there.

After a brief perusal in a combination antique/craft/florist shop, we drove out East Main Street to Mound Hill Cemetery to visit the Bates’ graves.  Anna was the first to die, in 1888. Martin had a statue of her placed above her burial spot.  He passed away in 1919.

We continued east on Greenwich Road, where a small airplane icon on the county map marked the Skypark Airport.  It was established in 1965 by Daniel E. Weltzien, who had a rather unique concept.  Weltzien dreamed of a “flying community” where everyone owned an airplane for the suburban commute.  Perhaps he was inspired by “The Jetsons,” the cartoon that had premiered just three years before.  Each home Weltzien developed in the neighborhood surrounding the airport had a taxiway leading from the garage to the runway.  The private community of 49 residential homes still exists, but it was on the far side of the airport, so I could only gawk from afar.

We returned west a bit, looking for a place for an after-breakfast stroll. The parking lot was nearly full at the Hubbard Valley Park, one of the many well-maintained green spaces of the Medina County Park District.  The vicinity of the shelter house was chock-a-block with young people wearing martial arts robes.  We quickly left them behind once we headed out on the 1.25-mile long Trillium Trail.   

The Park exists as a result of a flood control project.  Dam construction created a 21-acre lake.  Additional land was purchased and a nature reserve was eventually established.  Our trail first followed the raised ridge that rings half of the lake.  An interstate could be seen in the distance, but if you kept your view narrowly focused, you could experience a pleasant bucolic walk.  Queen Anne’s lace flourished on both sides of the trail as swallows darted here and there.  The path then headed into a wooded area, full of shagbark hickory, pine, and spruce.  In a small meadow clearing, we paused while an Eastern Tiger Swallowtail butterfly was kind enough to settle on a flower, allowing us a prolonged examination of its beautiful colors.  The black stripes on its vivid yellow wings made evident its name.  The blue spots on its “tail” identified it as a female.

The only person we passed on the trail was an out-of-place older man who seemed to be in a hurry.  He was wearing nothing but swimming trunks and I vehemently hoped the cooler he was toting did not contain freshly harvested human organs.

Back in the car, we cranked up the A/C to wick away the moisture we’d produced on the trail.  It was a hot day and the grass was brown in spots, evidence that this part of the state hadn’t seen any rain in a while.

Our next stop was only a couple miles away as the crow flies, but required some zig-zagging past two highways.  The Northern Ohio Railway Museum is tucked off rural Buffham Road, south of Chippewa Lake.  It’s only open on Saturdays in the summer, so I thought our timing was fortuitous.  I was wrong.  I’m no train-spotter, but I appreciate a historical peek at a bygone mode of transportation.  The museum’s literature boasted over 40 pieces of historic equipment dating back to 1895, including railroad and interurban streetcar compartments.  While I can appreciate the funding challenges faced by small, private museums, what we encountered resembled less a welcoming institution of well-maintained exhibits and more a train boneyard where old cars go to rust and die among abandoned tracks and weeds.  Fortunately, there wasn’t an admission charge, so we didn’t feel as though we’d wasted money when we departed after a very short stay.

We found Route 3 again and followed it north to the county seat, also named Medina.  It was originally called Mecca.  Why the early settlers from Connecticut had an obsession with Islamic place names was not mentioned in the literature I encountered, but as is an Ohio trait, they altered the pronunciation to include a long i sound rather than the long e used in the Middle East.

Our visit to the city coincided with the 166th occurrence of the Medina County Fair.  The 92-acre fairgrounds are just southwest of the city center, off West Smith Road.  I’m a sucker for agricultural fairs.  I’m not sure why.  I’m a city boy through and through, but it was only one generation ago when my father broke away from the farming life his father, grandfather and great grandfather had pursued.  Perhaps it’s due to that heritage that I feel a certain kinship to that way of life…so long as I’m not required to wake up before dawn and perform any of the extremely hard work that farm laboring requires.

After the purchase of an iced tea in a fair-sized plastic cup, we meandered over to the fair pavilion to watch part of the annual fiddle contest.  Each participant, representing one of various age categories, was required to perform three numbers: a hoe-down, a waltz, and a song of their choice.  Quality varied, but wasn’t always determined by age.  Some of the youngest contestants showed real talent while one of the old-timers was uninspiring and out of tune.

We then toured some of the animal barns, checking out the cattle, sheep, and rabbits, before moving on to the agricultural buildings where we perused the blue ribbon-winning produce.  Thanks to some fun-fact signs scattered about the grounds, I learned that the two most common crops grown in the state are corn and soybeans, and that Ohio ranks fifth in the nation for tomatoes.

We avoided the amusement rides and games of chance, as I value both my life and my wallet, but we did pay attention to the cornucopia of food vendors.  There was Bam Bam’s Backyard BBQ and Brother John’s Heavenly Baked Goods (“Tastes so good, it’s almost a sin”), as well as the ubiquitous stands for Italian sausage and freshly squeezed lemonade.
Which brings me to my first general observation of county fairs: I’m not saying every visitor fits into this category, but I witnessed an inordinate number of very large people.  Not just overweight, but the kind of folks for whom were created the far columns in the Body Mass Index tables.  It could be that batter and dough dropped into hot oil emits a kind of pheromone irresistible to people in this category.

I’m hardly one to talk, though.  If a private detective had been following me around that day, there’d now be a manila envelope in a desk drawer somewhere containing telephoto shots of me rubbing white confectionary sugar on my gums and breaking my wedding vows with a deep-fried Snickers.

My other observation is a bit more disturbing and involves the prevalence of t-shirts and hats at county fairs, both worn and sold, containing the Confederate flag.  I’ll never understand the need some people have for associating themselves with a symbol of such hatred and bigotry.  What, was the store out of Nazi paraphernalia?  Maybe I don’t understand because I’m not from the South, but then, neither are most of the people who are donning the Stars and Bars.  Not only does the flag represent racism to the majority of informed people, but it’s also so incredibly anachronistic.  One might as well be wearing a shirt depicting a toothless Austrian in pantaloons, carrying a poleaxe and hollerin’ “The Hapsburgs will rise again!

If this isn't the Spitzer House, it is surely some kind of house. - Colin G.

If this isn't the Spitzer House, it is surely some kind of house. - Colin G.

After descending from my extremely elevated equine, we returned to our car and departed the fair.  It was late afternoon, but we didn’t have far to drive to the Spitzer House, an 1890 Victorian home renovated and given a new lease on life as a bed and breakfast.  The house is filled with antiques and the kind of charm one would expect from a century-old building.  We had reserved Ceilan’s Room, located on the second floor at the top of a cherry staircase.  It is named for General Ceilan Milo Spitzer, the man responsible for building the house.  He made his fortune in banking and other financial pursuits.  He and his cousin, Adelbert, organized the first bond houses in the country outside of New York.  Ceilan’s military rank came as a result of being named Quartermaster General of Ohio in 1900.  

After a short rest in our room, we headed out on foot, walking the half mile to the town center.  We’d already evaluated our dinner options online and had decided on Thyme2 (Time Square), a fine dining establishment on West Smith Road.  We weren’t exactly dressed for fine dining, but we knew the downstairs pub would welcome us.  The restaurant was so popular that evening that our only seating option was at the bar.  The USA Olympic basketball team was beating up on China in an early round game on the television above our heads.  Michele enjoyed a Hawaiian pizza containing smoked chicken, grilled pineapple, bacon, cheese, and a teriyaki sauce, while I devoured an entrée of Faroe Island salmon atop a bed of polenta cake and spring vegetables and drizzled with sun dried tomato butter.

After dinner, we strolled over to Uptown Park, the tree-filled town square where musicians had already begun playing in the gazebo.  We’d brought folding chairs in anticipation of the evening’s Jazz Under the Stars event, one in a series of concerts sponsored by Ohio Regional Music Arts and Cultural Outreach (ORMACO), “an all-volunteer, non-profit group whose mission is to make music, arts and culture accessible to all, with a focus on underserved, disadvantaged and rural populations.”

On the bill that night was Tim Akins and Friends, a trio playing tunes from the American Songbook.  The concert attracted a respectable crowd.  We couldn’t have asked for better weather as a cool breeze blew across our shaded location.  Michele bought us a couple of a coffees and an oatmeal raisin cookie from Cool Beans Café, located catty-corner from the square.  
As dusk descended and the park darkened, I had a clear view through the trees of the Medina County Courthouse clock tower.  The mansard roof was tall enough to be catch the late pinkish rays of the retiring sun.  It’s the second oldest county courthouse in continuous use in Ohio, having been completed in 1841.

It was dark for our walk back to the Spitzer House, our chairs slung over our shoulders.  In our room, we found a cable channel playing rock classics to provide background music while we read ourselves to sleep.  The following morning, we took our place in the elegant dining room for our delectable complimentary breakfast of yogurt and fruit, banana coffee cake, and eggs benedict with spinach and ham.  

Our first stop on Sunday’s itinerary was the Brunswick Farmer’s Market, held middays each summer Sunday at Heritage Farm on Laurel Road, about six miles north of Medina.  There were at least 30 booths selling all manner of crafts, candles, and produce.  I was pleasantly surprised by the number and quality of vendors since some small farmer’s markets can turn out to be sad little affairs.  Michele purchased a couple handmade candles and a bulb of garlic. 

We continued north on Route 42 until we were nearly out of the county.  An unassuming road next to a mobile home park led us to Princess Ledges Nature Reserve, another gem in the Medina County Park District crown.  The area is heavily wooded, but also contains an array of sandstone ledges and outcroppings.  Its name is taken from the daughter of a previous property owner whose name was Princess.

We followed the mile-long Nature Trail and were rewarded with a couple of fascinating sites.  The first was a hornet’s nest that hung directly, precariously above the walking path.  We hurried past and put some distance between it and us before I used the telephoto lens on my camera to snap of photo of it.  Further along the trail, it was Michele who miraculously peered into the thick woods at just the right point to spot in the distance a resting male deer.  Once again, I was able to put my camera to good use.  It wasn’t until we could more closely examine the digital image that we counted the antlers and determined it was a ten-point buck!

We didn’t realize it at the time, but our nature reserve good luck had just run out.

Our next stop was the Hinckley Reservation in the northeast corner of the county.  Despite its location in Medina, it is not part of the County Park District, but rather is the southern-most link in the chain of Cleveland Metroparks.  It is known nationally as the place the buzzards return each March to roost among the ancient ledges, caves, and cliffs. (San Juan Capistrano can keep its swallows!)

The Whipp’s Ledges Loop is the most popular trail for viewing the turkey vultures’ home.  It also includes rocky ledges that rise 350 feet above Hinckley Lake.  The hilly trail connects the Whipp’s Ledges and Top O’ Ledges picnic areas.  We thought we’d begin our hike at the former, but the parking lot was full, so we drove to the latter only to find a couple of large and noisy groups heading out onto the trail ahead of us.  I prefer my nature encounters to be less human and more sedate, so we opted to save that hike for another day.

After a futile drive to the west side of Brunswick in search of a restaurant whose online posted hours didn’t correspond to reality, we returned to Medina and found the Main Street Café on the town square.  Despite its common-sounding name, which we interpreted to mean casual dining, we entered the darkened restaurant to find cloth napkins and an upscale setting.  So long as they were willing to accept us though, we were willing to stay.  I began with a bowl of lobster bisque, prepared with lobster, cream, sherry, and spices, and then moved to an order of boneless Buffalo wings, made with house breaded Buffalo chicken and served with ranch dressing.  I found both to be average.  Michele was more delighted with her spinach smoked chicken, a salad topped with natural smoked chicken, Mandarin oranges, strawberries, walnuts, and goat cheese, and served with a homemade poppy seed dressing.

Our final stop in the county was the A.I. Root Company, a family owned candle manufacturer now in its fifth generation.  Amos Ives Root established the business in 1869 after his interest in bees led to honey production on a large scale.  As his apiary grew, the business grew to include beeswax, beekeeping implements, and other interests devoted to bee culture.  That eventually led to candles, which are now the company’s focus.  Michele selected a half dozen votive candles to give away as gifts.

We picked up Route 42 again and followed it southwest this time as it passed through the villages of Lafayette and Lodi.  The latter has the distinction of being the first place of settlement in the county back in 1811, when it was known as Harrisville.  The surrounding township maintains the former name.  With Lodi in our rearview mirror, we had only another four miles to go before exiting the county.
    
Time spent in the county: 29 hours, 23 minutes
Miles driven in the county: 84

What's with All These Chairs? - by Andra Gillum

Author’s Note:  I have lived in Upper Arlington (UA), Ohio for over 20 years.  It’s a wonderful suburban neighborhood just outside Columbus. Like many old communities, it is steeped in tradition.

To those of us who have lived in Upper Arlington for more than a few years, the sudden appearance of lawn chairs along Northwest Boulevard in mid-to-late June doesn’t surprise us a bit.  We don’t even look twice.  Of course, these chairs have been placed along the parade route well in advance of the 4th of July parade.  There’s caution tape, roped off areas, benches, chairs, even a few couches.  No big deal.

But for those who are new to UA, and don’t yet understand the enormity of this July 4th tradition, I wonder what goes through their heads.  Do they think that the Pope is coming?  Or maybe the President?  I wonder if they would cause such a stir?

Every year, the chairs appear earlier and earlier.  People used to set out their chairs a day or two before the parade.  Then someone dared secure their spot on June 30th, and the whole game changed.  Mid-June now seems to be fair game.  It reminds me of Christmas displays in stores.  They used to go up before Thanksgiving, then it was right before Halloween.  Now, they’re looking at a Labor Day start to the holiday season.

But who has the right to secure a spot?  Is it the property owner?  Do they get entire section in front of their house?  Can they give permission to friends to use their space?  Maybe it’s an open seating platform. Anyone can use their property as long as they’re first to rope it off.  

People who live in Florida and California pay a high premium for beachfront property.  Here in UA, we pay a premium for parade front property. Realtors tout that as a huge selling feature, along with granite counter tops and hardwood floors.

So, if people are paying top dollar for this red-hot real estate, shouldn’t they have first dibs for parade seating?  At the least, they shouldn’t have other people leaving stuff in their yard for several weeks without paying a storage fee.  What happens when they need to mow the lawn? Kind of a pain to move everything.  Are they obligated to put everything back exactly as they found it?  That’s a lot of pressure.

What about the area in front of banks and other businesses?  Is this their space to reserve for customers or is it fair game?  Is there some “Open a new CD and get 4 seats along the parade route” promotion that I don’t know about?  If you prefer McDonalds, can you sit in front of Wendy’s?

I really don’t know the answer to any these questions, but I fear they have led to some major arguments.  I know the UA police ask that residents wait until as close to the 4th as possible to set out their chairs, but we are obviously ignoring that advice.  I guess they’re given up.

They just hope that people remain civil and dignified with each other.  We are celebrating a wonderful holiday and a great country, so let’s try to embrace the spirit.

Personally, we’ve never set out chairs before the parade.  We usually just head for the end of the parade route and get as close as possible or try to score an invitation to celebrate at one of the luxurious parade-front homes.  These elaborate parties are another story, so we’ll save that for the next blog.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I love the UA 4th of July parade and celebration.  What a wonderful and fun family tradition.  And I really have no opinion on what the proper pre-parade chair etiquette is.

I was just thinking to myself how utterly outrageous this all must seem to anyone new to UA.  They have a few rules to learn about Columbus and Upper Arlington, but I’m sure they’ll figure it all out quickly.  

Next month, they’ll face Buckeye Football mania, which you truly must see to believe.  A few months after that, they’ll try to register their kids to visit Santa at Christmas in the Park, only to learn that they should have set their alarm for 5:00 a.m.  

We could publish a handbook, but it’s more fun to watch them figure it out themselves.  That’s the way it’s always been, and who are we to break tradition?

Happy Independence Day everyone!  Enjoy the parade from wherever you sit.


Andra Gillum is a free-lance writer from Upper Arlington, Ohio, and the author of Doggy Drama, Puppy Drama and Old Doggy Drama.  Learn more at www.doggydrama.com.   Send your comments and feedback to andra@doggydrama.com.  


 

Screen-Free for Jack White, Owen and Me - by Colin Gawel

It’s hard to believe my son Owen is headed into high school next year. One of the benefits of growing up is expanded independence, which leads to expanded video game and screen time. In an effort to slow the world-wide dominance of the crack pipe known as Fort Night, I started a facebook page called Summer Screen Free 12 to 3. (Click here for link to  page). The idea is as simple as it sounds: Try to get kids off screens daily from noon until 3 p.m. If everybody is offline, nobody is missing out. Or put another way, you can all go through the screen withdrawal shakes together.

The page is set up as a place for parents to share their stories of success and of failure. Also, the model is fluid. In our home, Owen can use his phone during restricted hours to listen to music or a pre-approved podcast. But no social media, games or watching shows. And if he wants to watch a quality movie or documentary, he can do as long as it is on a TV (not an Ipad or phone) and - once again - is pre-approved by the parent. Think Band of Brothers, It Might Get Loud or a Ken Burns documentary.

Part of the deal is that I refrain from screens and social media during the same time, too. Tougher than it seems.

Along the same lines of getting summer off to a good start, I spontaneously sprung for tickets to the Jack White show June 4th at Express Live. Owen used to spend many hours in our basement drumming along to songs on his headphones. He even used to ask me to jam with him. That all sort of stopped about a year back, or to be honest, when rap replaced rock n roll as his favorite genre of music.

Look, I have no problem with kids finding their own thing. I know I did. Certainly my parents weren’t cranking up Number Of The Beast on our family road trips. He can listen to whatever he wants. Still, it made me a little sad to see his musical side fade into the background. The Kid had some talent.  Maybe some loud guitars would flush some of that rap out of his ears and jumpstart his rock n roll heart. I figured $100 was a reasonable price to pay for a shot at inspiration. 

Just by chance our schedule lined up perfectly with Owen and I driving right by the concert returning from summer basketball on a beautiful night. I didn’t ask if he wanted to go, I just pulled the trigger and told him to start doing his Jack White homework because we are going to see him. He asked when, I replied tonight, he said, "what? like right now?" Me - "yup." As a parent I can improve on asking less and doing more. He had no input, we were going to the show, period. 

We missed the first couple tunes but shuffled our way through the sold out crowd to find a decent vantage point on the lawn. Owen had never been to a festival type event and couldn’t believe there were no seats. “You mean I could just get here early and go right down front in the pit?”  “Yup.” “That’s pretty cool”

Jack was Jack. A poor man’s Prince meets a poor man’s Zeppelin and I mean that in the highest regard. The dude is a bad mofo and reigning guitar hero of the world. The show is a little tough to follow as it wanders in and out of heavy guitar riffs with few breaks between jams, but the musicality is undeniable. And seeing Seven Nation Army live should be on every teenage boy’s bucket list.

We both enjoyed the show and when I got to relive it the next day when the setlist was posted on Setlist Fm, I just fell in love with it. (https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/jack-white/2018/express-live-columbus-oh-13ed5589.html )

Oh, did I mention…  NO PHONES ALLOWED at JACK WHITE. It was great. Owen and I left ours in the car and stayed in the moment. It was great to see a show without everybody holding up their phones taping it. (Which never made sense to me since everything is on youtube anyway. but I digress..) Owen liked the no phone policy too.  See, this screen-free stuff isn’t sooo bad.

Anyway, the next morning I stopped home from the coffee shop around lunchtime to check on O and see how the screen free 12 to 3 was going. I opened up the door to the sound of drums being played in the basement. I closed the door and went back to the coffee shop.

Colin Gawel founded Pencilstorm and plays in the band Watershed and The Bowlers.  He occasionally writes things at Colin’s Coffee in Columbus,Ohio. He wrote this between the hours of 12 and 3 while staying off screens.

Below: Soon to be high school freshman Owen Gawel behind the kit  for the 5th grade Wickliffe Elementary talent show. 

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Conkle's Hollow and the Devil's Dulcimer - by Colin Gawel

So on the first nice spring day of the year I decided to borrow a page from Lost Weekend Records owner Kyle Siegrist’s playbook to visit Hocking Hills and take a hike at Conkle's Hollow. I was cruising down 33, just passing Clear Creek Metro Park when I saw a sign for a music store selling guitars. I thought, that’s kind of interesting but I was on the wrong side of the road and wanted to knock out the hiking task at hand before I lost momentum.

After hiking the stunning upper rim and reading some pages of the excellent "A Tale for the Time Being" by Ruth Ozeki, I was ready to hit the road home before rush hour traffic got too bad. On the way back, I passed the guitar store again doing sixty and my lapsed Catholic guilt kicked in, “You should stop and check that place out. You are a small business owner and a guitar player. If you don’t stop, who will? You could drop off a copy of the League Bowlers record. Hearing Mike Parks play guitar will make that guy’s day.”

So after hemming and hawing in my brain, I decided to exit the highway and find a service road to take me back. I wandered around on back roads before 86-ing that strategy in favor of attempting to make a left turn across the busy divided highway and retrace my path. And let me make this clear: folks driving away from Columbus sure are in a rush to get home. After almost getting run off the road, I drove five miles back to the last exit, u-turned, and this time, made the quick pull-off to the music store. Point being, it was a big pain in the ass to get back to that music store, but I was determined to do the right thing.

I finally pulled into the gravel lot, grabbed a copy of the Bowlers CD off the floor of my car and wandered up to the big wooden front porch. Nice place. I opened the door and stepped  into a well-lit room with all sorts of guitars & stuff hanging everywhere. It was a  pretty big space. Behind the counter, partially obscured, I see a gentleman hunched over with his back to me.

“Hi, I’m a musician traveling back to Columbus and figured I’d stop and check you out.”

“So?” was the curt reply.

“Yeah, I spent the day at Conkle’s Hollow. What a beautiful day, huh?”

Total F-ing Silence.

In fact, it suddenly occured to me that the whole place is silent. I’d never been in a music store with no music playing. Not even some dude playing "Stairway to Heaven" in the corner. It creeped me out.

Anyway, I started looking at stuff, pretending to possess interest and/or knowledge. The store was filled with mostly cheap electrics, decent acoustics, and a bunch of hippie Nelsonville-type instruments. If there is such a thing as a bluegrass drum circle I imagine this would be a pretty good spot to shop. I start fiddling with a dulcimer, or what I remember is a dulcimer from 4th grade music class. It had four strings, was tuned to a chord and wasn’t a banjo. I knew that much.

The door opened again and an elderly couple walked in. They turned towards me and asked, “Do you sell anything other than musical instruments?”

“Oh, I’m sorry, I don’t work here. You will have to ask him?” nodding my head towards the guy behind the counter.

They ask, “Excuse me sir, do you sell anything here besides musical instruments?”

“Does it look like it?” was the reply without turning around.

“Somebody down the road said there was an antique store around here. Do you know where that might be?”

Total F-ing Silence.

The elderly couple waited a moment, and then headed back out the door into the sunlight.

I was sort of enjoying fiddling with this dulcimer thing and figured what the hell, I’ll buy it. Maybe this dude’s fiance just left him for his co-worker and now he has a broken heart AND is stuck covering the guy’s shift. I tried to imagine a mile in his shoes.

I was hoping the tag said $32 but upon closer inspection it said $132. Oof. I started to rationalize that I would be doing a good deed and maybe this different instrument would spark a new song or two. This must have been why I stopped at this store, right? Time to embrace my destiny. So I grab the four-stringy thingy, put it in the case and threw in a string winder for the hell of it.  I went and stood at the cash register, maybe 10 feet from the back of the gentleman working there. 

I’m sort of scared now so I don’t say anything. I just stand at the cash register, which traditionally means I’m ready to engage in a transaction. The man makes no move.

Total F-ing silence.

After about 30 seconds, which felt like 5 minutes, a recorded Bible verse came over the speakers. LOUD.  

“He who walks in the valley of sin…..words..words..repent…. words...bible stuff….devil….words….bible stuff...jesus…... words ...words.. words..”

I stood there stunned, thinking, "That voice reminds me of 'we have assumed control' from the the end of Rush 2112."  It ended as quickly as is started.  Then back to total f-ing silence. The man didn't  move a muscle. 

I quietly put the dulcimer back on the shelf and exited the store.

I stole the string winder, though.

(Just kidding.)   (editor's note: I doubt that he's kidding.)

 

Colin Gawel plays in the League Bowlers and Watershed. He started Pencilstorm while killing time at Colin’s Coffee.