Superman Vs. Hate Shmuck

I am not a fervent comic book reader, but I am a fervent comic-book-adapted-to-movie lover, and the Christopher Reeve Superman films (the first two) profoundly influenced me as a child and still hold a powerful sway over me as an adult.

That particular actor as that particular character delivering that particular performance adds up to something very special, if not downright moral and moving.

Superman III has some merit, which I’ll get to momentarily but I put Superman IV out of my head faster than the The Godfather Pt. III, despite Sofia Coppola’s stunningly inept death scene, which is arguably as hard to look at as Superman IV’ˆs ornately clad villain.

Nuclear Douche!

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A real-life nuclear douche is Orson Scott Card. This banally goateed white male:  ​

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A bestselling sci-fi author, Scott Card has been hired to pen some new Superman stories; and because he’s virulently anti-gay and proactively anti-gay marriage there has been some flak over his having been chosen to take control of Superman.

There’s an interesting argument going on over this. Let me distill it for you: is it possible for a hateful dick to take a beloved, morally impeccable character and write a tale true to that character? And, moreover, should said hateful dick have ever been given the opportunity?

Rational me says the artist is separate from the art and the art exists as its own entity with its own unique merits. (This is how I justify still loving Woody Allen movies despite his banging Mia Farrow’s underage daughter.) Irrational me says let’s all get together and go to Orson Scott Card’s house and terrorize him into loving gay people.

I’d like to believe rational me might think differently about Woody Allen if suddenly he was hired to write the new adventures of Pippi Longstocking, but then Woody Allen is a genius. And I don’t give a shit about Pippi Longstocking. Or maybe I’m just incapable of thinking rationally about Woody Allen.

But, if I do say so myself, I think irrational me has a point and it’s that being an asshole is different than being a hateful asshole. And DC has made an error in judgment allowing a hateful asshole to take the reins over the Man of Steel. He’s not just the Man of Steel because he’s impervious to pain, he’s the Man of Steel because he’s unshakably good, he’s the “champion of the oppressed” and if Superman were to actually burst forth from the realms of imagination and into the real world (oh my god, even thinking that is awesome) he would strongly disapprove of not only Scott Card getting the job, but of Scott Card hating gays.

Ever since I’ve read about this, I’ve been fantasizing about Superman meting out justice to creeps like Scott Card. These fantasies come from the irrational me, naturally, so they’re uncharacteristically violent for Superman… But, that brings us back to Superman III which features, among all the stupid slapstick, a battle between a good Superman and a darker-suited, brooding, unshaven alter-ego Superman that I’ve never forgotten.  The battle with himself in a junkyard is a classic bout of a man struggling with his inner demons.

Badass Superman

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And that’s the Superman I think we need to deal with people like Orson Scott Card – the Dirty Harry Superman; but then I remember that the right Superman is the rational-me Superman, the Superman that would admonish Scott Card for his reprehensible politics but have to agree that it would be downright un-American to deny his right to hold those beliefs. And furthermore, that we cannot judge the quality of his writing based on those beliefs, but should only judge the writing itself.

Superman fans, like me, I guess will just have to wait to see how the new stories turn out – and if they live up to truth, justice, and, yes, even the American Way…

Here's a link to a completely rational piece written by NPR contributo Glen Weldon. 

http://www.npr.org/2013/02/17/172229592/man-of-tomorrow-superman-orson-scott-card-and-me

Join Colin and Brian For a Screening of "Sound City" Wed. Feb 20th

It's that time of the month again as PencilStorm contributors Brian Phillips and Colin Gawel host their movie series "Reelin and Rockin" at the Gateway Film Center. This month it is the highly acclaimed documentary "Sound City" directed by none other than Dave Grohl. The film chronicles the history of the legendary L.A. recording studio Sound City featuring interviews with the major players who recorded there. It happens Wednesday February 20th at the Gateway Film Center. As always, drinks at the upstairs bar at 7pm and the movie at 8. All proceeds to CD1025 for the kids. For more info on the film series, visit the Facebook page here

And What's More......

It's hard to mention Dave Grohl these days without also mentioning how cool Dave Grohl is. For the premier of "Sound City" at the Sundance Film Festival he didn't do any sort of traditional red carpet nonsense. No sir, not Dave. He did what Dave Grohl always does, he rocked. He put together a club show featuring the Foo Fighters backing up various artists who recorded at Sound City. Ever wonder what "Jessie's Girl" would sound like with Rick Springfield and the Foos? Here it is. Or the surviving members of Nirvana playing Cheap Trick songs with Rick Nielson guitar and that guy from Slipknot singing? got that too   I love the version of Gold Dust Woman with Stevie Nicks as well. But you get the idea. find it for yourself. I've got stuff to do.

Actually, by "stuff to do", I meant, "grab a can of beer from the fridge". Below is every major record done at Sound City from 1970 until its recent closing. I've posted this in a very user un-friendly format because that is the easiest way. What do you think this is? Grantland? I can only assume that Evel Knieval used the room because he was looking for the perfect kick drum sound. Too bad Rick Rubin and Evel never teamed up for a project. That would have been a good one.  - Colin G

YearArtistAlbumProducer1970SpiritTwelve Dreams of Dr. SardonicusDavid Briggs1970Neil YoungAfter The Gold RushNeil Young, David Briggs, Kendall Pacios1972Dr. JohnDr. John's GumboJerry Wexler1973Buckingham NicksBuckingham NicksKeith Olsen1974Evel KnievelEvel Knievel1974Elton JohnCaribouGus Dudgeon1974Bachman Turner OverdriveNot FragileRandy Bachman1974Bill CosbyAt Last Bill Cosby Really SingsStu Gardner1975Fleetwood MacFleetwood MacKeith Olsen1975WarWhy Can't We Be Friends?Jerry Goldstein1975Nils LofgrenNils LofgrenDavid Briggs1977Grateful DeadTerrapin StationKeith Olsen1977Fleetwood MacRumoursKen Caillat / Richard Dashut1977REO SpeedwagonYou Can Tune a Piano, but You Can't Tuna FishJohn Boylan1978Cheap TrickHeaven TonightTom Werman1978Walter EganNot ShyLindsay Buckingham / Richard Dashut1978ForeignerDouble VisionKeith Olsen1979Tom PettyDamn the TorpedoesJimmy Iovine1980Pat BenatarCrimes of PassionKeith Olsen1981Rick SpringfieldWorking Class DogKeith Olsen, Bill Drescher1981Tom PettyHard PromisesTom Petty / Jimmy Iovine1981SantanaZebop!Keith Olsen1982Pat BenatarPrecious TimeKeith Olsen1982REO SpeedwagonGood TroubleKevin Beamish1982FearThe RecordGary Lobow1982Barry ManilowHere Comes the NightBill Drescher1982Rick SpringfieldLiving in OzBill Drescher1983Ronnie James DioHoly DiverRonnie James Dio1984RattOut of the CellarBeau Hill1984Rick SpringfieldHard to HoldBill Drescher1985Tom PettySouthern AccentsTom Petty / Jimmy Lovine1985LoudnessThunder in the East1988Fleetwood MacGreatest Hits1989KeelLarger Than LiveRon Keel1991NirvanaNevermindButch Vig1992Blind MelonBlind MelonRick Parashar / Blind Melon1992Masters of RealitySunrise on the SufferbusChris Goss / Ginger Baker1992Rage Against the MachineRage Against the MachineGarth Richardson1992Green JellÿCereal KillerSylvia Massey1993ToolUndertowSylvia Massey / C.J Buscaglia1993RancidRancidBrett Gurewitz1993Tom PettyGreatest Hits1994Tom PettyWild FlowersRick Rubin1994The Black CrowesAmoricaJack Joseph Puig1995Red Hot Chili PeppersOne Hot Minute1995Kyuss...And the Circus Leaves TownChris Goss1996Tom Petty and the HeartbreakersSongs and Music from "She's the One"Tom Petty1996Carl PerkinsGo Cat GoVarious / Eddie Kramer1996Johnny CashUnchainedRick Rubin1996WeezerPinkertonJoe Barresi1996TonicLemon ParadeJack Joseph Puig1998Foo FightersGodzilla: The AlbumFoo Fighters1998Queens of the Stone AgeQueens of the Stone AgeJoe Barresi2000A Perfect CircleMer de NomsMaynard James Keenan2000Queens of the Stone AgeRated RChris Goss2001SlipknotIowaRoss Robinson2001Treble ChargerWide Awake BoredMatt Hyde2003Matchbook RomanceWest For WishingBrett Gurewitz2004Bad ReligionThe Empire Strikes FirstBrett Gurewitz2005Queens of the Stone AgeLullabies to ParalyzeJoe Barresi2005WolfmotherWolfmotherDave Sardy2005Nine Inch NailsWith TeethTrent Reznor2005MadrugadaThe Deep EndGeorge Drakoulias2005Ry CooderChávez RavineRy Cooder2007Mavis StaplesWe'll Never Turn BackRy Cooder2008MetallicaDeath MagneticRick Rubin2008Nine Inch NailsThe SlipTrent Reznor2008Elvis CostelloMomofukuElvis Costello / Jason Lader2009Kid RockBorn FreeRick Rubin2009WolfmotherCosmic EggAlan Moulder2010Josh GrobanIlluminationsRick Rubin2010Death Cab for CutieCodes and KeysChris Walla / Death Cab for Cutie2010TriggerfingerAll This dancin' AroundGreg Gordon2011MastodonThe HunterMike Elizondo2011EverclearReturn to Santa MonicaNathaniel Kunkel / Art Alexakis2011Arctic MonkeysSuck It and SeeJames Ford2011HalosLiving Like Kings In Confined Spaces