Top 10 Albums of 2019 & Other Great Stuff - by Jeremy Porter

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1. Bleached - Don’t You Think That You’ve Had Enough? Picks 1-3 were really tough this year. It could have easily been a three-way tie. I went with Bleached because this record was such a dramatic step in a new direction. There’s still moments of that surf-punk/mega-hook sound they started with two records ago, and after their last record, it could have gone in one of a couple different ways, but there’s a discernible right-turn into the pop world on this one, with forays into disco, dance, bubble-gum, and pure pop. I thought the record was a little long early on, but I eventually decided it’s just right. “Somebody Dial 911” is one of my top songs of the year for sure, and “Just a Heartbeat Away” is right up there. This is a band still on the way up and it’ll be exciting to see what’s next.

2. Ex Hex - It’s Real - I loved their debut Rips but this is a more fully-realized record - more confident and cohesive, better songs, and more identifiable. The production is crisp and clean and the performances are spot on. It was also one of the best shows I saw in 2019. “Rainbow Shiner” is my jam here, by guitarist Betsy Wright, with it’s Holy Diver-era guitar riffs and great vocal melody. Love cranking the vinyl.

3. Sturgill Simpson - Sound & Fury - I haven’t been able to latch on to Stu’s previous albums, but not for lack of trying. I love his politics, and that he’s got some Michigan connections in his band, I just couldn’t dive in like everyone said I should. That all changed when I heard Sound & Fury. It took me two listens to realize something special had happened, and another two to be up to my neck trying to figure it all out and digest it. I’m still working on that - but the record is fearless, and that alone is not enough to make it great, but the songs and production are, and it’s gonna be at the top of a bunch of lists this year. This is a ROCK album, not a country record, though you can catch a glimpse of Waylon here and there. It’s not for everyone - it takes a little work - but it’s worth it.

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4. Foxhall Stacks - The Coming Collapse - This came out of nowhere and kicked me in the ass like an unexpected record seems to every year. Ex-members of Jawbox, Velocity Girl, and Minor Threat/Bad Religion make it a bit of a supergroup but the record plays like a well-oiled machine. If I have a wheel-house, this is it. Killer hooks and melodies, loud AF guitars, a real live sound and feel, and tempos that are upbeat but held back just enough to keep you squirming in your seat. At the top of the list though is just really great songs. Killer album, huge surprise. Really hope it’s not a one-off.

5. Micah Schnabel - Teenage Years of the 21st Century - Micah’s follow up to my #1 of 2017 Your New Norman Rockwell is a logical step forward into themes that are even more personal, more political, and more daring than those on ...Rockwell. The spoken-word introspective narratives have not been abandoned, but there is a familiar rock and roll aspect to a lot of these songs that fans of Micah and his Columbus-based band Two Cow Garage will embrace with open arms. He’s got a kid-like innocence and vulnerability but the skepticism, wisdom, vocabulary (and maybe just a dash of bitterness) of a well-read old man. There’s an underlying optimism that rears its head from time to time too, lest we jump off the nearest skyscraper at our earliest opportunity. It’s a special combination and Micah continues to set the bar of what one guy and a guitar can accomplish.

6. Todd May - Let’s Go Get Lost - Another Columbus entry. I can’t imagine why Todd May isn’t a superstar and Ed Sheeran is selling out arenas. These songs are masterpieces and his voice and delivery just tear me up. I hear elements of a lot of different things going on, more in spirit than sound, from Tom Waits here and there, to Jeff Tweedy, to his raspy Columbus colleagues Colin Gawel and Micah Schnabel in other parts. The record feels very Midwest - honest and melodic.

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7. Juliana Hatfield - Weird - This was released in January, on the heels of her amazing album of Olivia Newton John covers (my #1 of last year). It’s more along the lines of her previous album of original material and homage to our political climate, 2017’s Pussycat. It’s got some really smart songs, played in her more recent indie-pop-rock, not quite lo-fi style. She’s made some life changes that have allowed her to make music a priority, so her productivity has been off the charts these last couple years. With quality standards like this being met, we’re on board.

8. North Mississippi All-Stars - Up and Rolling - Another band I never latched onto before. The production is amazing, the songs are fun, and the performances are killer. The guitar playing is engaging and inspiring. It’s a really comfortable and timeless record, sounds super warm, and made me a fan.

9. The Highwomen - S/T - These things usually don’t work. Take the two Highwaymen records, for example. Great story, amazing artists, not great records. This record is more unified, more thought out, and better executed. It suffers from a bit of sameness across the three-sides, and it’s at it best when it strays in style from that formula, but it’s an easy listen and at-times goosebump-inducing experience.

10. Taylor Swift - Lover - Don’t be a h8r. This record is the first one of hers I’ve been able to sit through. It’s got some stuff, probably half of it, that I’d classify as pure drivel - over-produced, formulaic, cookie-cutter, dime-a-dozen pop-radio garbage meant for girls 1/3 my age. But….there are a handful of songs that are really, truly great when you get right down to it. Interesting production, challenging arrangements, good vocal performance, and a super-sticky melodies. I’m not taking the TayTay train to Little Caesars Arena to pay top dollar for a nosebleed seat, and I’m not in the “greatest artist of our time” camp yet, but there’s some really good pop music on here that transcends its genre and social stature.

Other Cool Things (EPs, Reissues, Honorable Mentions, etc):

Shane Sweeney - Love The Dynamo (EP) Columbus mention #3. Great songs a la Cohen/Cave/Waits recorded on an iPhone. As raw as it gets. A beautiful collection.

Royal Scene - Meet You At The End (EP) Lansing, MI Replacements tribute band member’s collection of fantastic original songs - sounds great, high-energy, and super fun. Fans of well-executed Midwestern rock and roll should take note.

Drinking Mercury - S/T - GTG Records full-length recorded in a cabin in northern Michigan. Reminds me of some different British things - Who, Oasis. Super smart songs and instrumentation.

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Popular Creeps - Bloodshot Red (EP) - Detroit-area dudes with a great batch of songs that remind me a bit of early `80s garage-alternative stuff. Think Murmur-era R.E.M., a less-punk Hootenany-era Replacements, stuff like that. It’s loose and raucous and raw with great, efficient songwriting and tight guitars. Great stuff.

The Replacements - Dead Man’s Pop - Desperately needed remix of their 1989 album Don’t Tell a Soul. Finally, the record it was meant to be. The extras are cool, but the album remix is pure gold.

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The Stick Arounds - Hot Single Of The Month - Each month these dudes gave away a new song for free. The cover images are takes on classic album jackets. The songs are to the Stick’s standards - very well written and executed Michigan powerpop with a couple great covers thrown in. Look for #12 - their Cheap Trick cover coming out Christmas week on their Facebook page!!!

Keith Richards - Talk Is Cheap (box set reissue) - Long overdue remaster of this amazing record with a great book and some extras in a Telecaster case-like package. It was overpriced, the extras are forgettable, and I thought hard before I pulled the trigger, but it’s a great package and I’m glad I did. Now, where’s Main Offender?

Juliana Hatfield Sings The Police - I like this record, but it falls a bit short of her Olivia Newton-John covers album. Maybe the material is too familiar, maybe it’s not executed with quite the same level of commitment, maybe it’s just me. But that’s not to say it’s bad - it’s a fun listen - especially if you love Juliana and you love The Police - and I’ve gone back to the vinyl a few times.

Top Two Albums of the 2010s

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Lydia Loveless - Real - The 4th Columbus record here, though she’s since relocated. This record is still in rotation. The best songs, the best band, great production. But that voice is what ties it all together. I find myself writing my own versions of these songs again and again. I just can’t get sick of it.

Jason Isbell - Southeastern - I still get goosebumps when I hear “Outfit” or “Decoration Day” live, but this record is so intimate, honest, and raw. The two follow ups are solid, but, for me, lesser extensions of this record, and haven’t quite had the staying power. “Elephant” is the best cancer song I’ve ever heard. A very personal and intimate record, and never a dull moment.

Jeremy Porter lives near Detroit and fronts the rock and roll band Jeremy Porter And The Tucos.

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My Favorite Christmas Songs: Tournament Style - by JCE

editor’s note: The following blog was neither commissioned nor coerced by Colin Gawel or any of the management or staff of Pencil Storm. Our Virginia correspondent - JCE - was a Watershed fan YEARS, if not decades, before he joined the ranks of Pencil Storm contributors. That being said, it arrived in our in-box at a convenient time as Colin & the Bowlers will be playing their annual Christmas Eve Eve Show at Woodlands Tavern next Monday, December 23rd, at 8 pm. Admission is free. (Our favorite price.) Will “Still Love Xmas” be played at the show? Come out and check, we’d love to see your smiling faces.

MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONGS: TOURNAMENT STYLE - by JCE

The Christmas season is upon us once again. I wrote the majority of this piece in 2018 but never got it uploaded to Pencil Storm. So, I give you this for the 2019 Christmas season! I chose my nine favorite Christmas songs and somewhat randomly seeded them into a basketball-style tournament bracket. The bracket results and a bit of explanation, for your holiday season of listening, are below.

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PLAY-IN GAME:

9. Aimee Mann – “Calling On Mary”

This is just a really pretty song by a great vocalist and songwriter.

8. Billy Idol – “Yellin’ at the Xmas Tree”

Rocking song, and hilarious. Had to get through the play-in, but not truly good enough to move on.

FIRST ROUND:

7. Bruce Cockburn - “Go Tell It On The Mountain”

My favorite song from a truly brilliant record simply called Christmas. No way it’s beating The Kinks though.

6. Fountains of Wayne – “The Man in the Santa Suit”

Originally found this on a Sunglass Hut Christmas sampler called Holiday Groove. Just an excellent song. Couldn’t get past Mother May I, my heroes from D.C.

5. Bruce Springsteen – “Santa Claus is Coming To Town”

Well everyone has to love this song with the reference to Clarence getting a new sax for Christmas. Still got knocked out in the first round though.

SEMI-FINALS:

4. The Pretenders – “2000 Miles”

This is really pretty, not too traditional, and simply one of my favorite Christmas songs. Never gets old, sounds good any time of year.

3. The Kinks – “Father Christmas”

I could easily argue this one belongs in the championship, and probably even should be the champion. But I’m going with my heart and sticking with the two songs that I really want to hear the most. I may just be a little bit tired of “Father Christmas.”

FINAL:

2. Mother May I – “Breaking Up At Xmas”

One of my favorite bands ever from my hometown. My friend found this as a cd single that their record company put out as a promo. I wrote the band and they instantly sent me one with an autographed poster thrown in. Really good dudes. You have to love the lyrics: “I hate the malls, and the traffic, don’t wanna buy it, don’t wanna wrap it. The cold weather, I can’t hack it. We always seem to break up at Christmas time.”

1. Colin Gawel – “Still Love Christmas”

Yeah, I know it looks like the (Pencil Storm) Homer pick, but I love this song. It’s pretty and it’s sad, but it still rocks and sounds so much fresher than most of the songs I hear every year. I think it’s a great piece of songwriting and I dig it, and it’s my champion. So there. Bonus points from a great video that features Colin playing guitar and harmonica at the same time, a feat I have always been impressed with. Also, when the line about taking the Christmas card and throwing it in the trash comes along, the cute girl in the front row with the Santa hat seems to act the part, like she’s throwing the card to the ground (1:30 in the video). I like that.

Runner-up: Mother May I (in case Colin can’t finish out the year as champion because of old Playboy photo shoots or something)

Winner, and 2019 Christmas Song Champion: Colin Gawel / “Still Love Xmas”



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Still Love Christmas and My 2019 Holiday Playlist - by Colin Gawel

Hi folks, just a pleasant reminder that when you are putting together your holiday playlist on Spotify or whatever, please don’t forget about our little tune Still Love Christmas. Every time you add it or share it online, some megacomputer in Switzerland makes a smiley emoji and eventually it starts sharing it all over the planet. If you want to hear it live, I will be performing with The Bowlers at Woodlands Tavern (1200 W 3rd 43212) Monday December 23 at 8pm. Free show! Your help spreading the music is much appreciated. - Colin

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Colin’s Christmas Playlist 2019

The title song to Colin Gawel and the Lonely Bones' December 2010 release. We shot the video at the "Still Love Christmas" release party at Rumba Cafe in Columbus, OH. COLINGAWEL.com


Record Review: Micah Schnabel / The Teenage Years of the 21st Century - by Jeremy Porter

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Readers of Pencilstorm might remember my piece from 2017 about Micah Schnabel’s new album at the time Your New Norman Rockwell. That record was a breakthrough for Micah, widely known as one of the songwriters and creative driving forces of the Columbus, Ohio based band Two Cow Garage. Left behind were tales of late night parties with other bands, odes to literary outcasts like Holden Caulfield, and laments about the one that got away. They were replaced by a more mature, albeit apocalyptic landscape of lost souls working in late-night convenience shops and the reconciliation that comes years after making the decision to put art before money and exist on the outer fringes of conventional society.

It’s been a busy couple years for Micah since that record came out, mostly spent on the road supporting it by himself (meaning no band. His partner Vanessa Jean Speckman’s pop-up art is an ever-present part of the show) including some significant time in the UK and a couple circles around the states. Last week, fans were elated to hear that he had a new record to drop, some aghast to learn that 9 labels had passed on it, one even offering to explain to him, after spending well over half his life on the road and writing songs, why no one would listen to it. That’s harsh, but hardly surprising given the drivel widely consumed as popular music these days.

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Enter The Teenage Years of the 21st Century - a new DIY collection of songs. The record plays like the next logical step after ...Rockwell - continuing on with a similar feel and narrative. The record starts with some jazz chords that set a pretty scene before we learn that “A nuclear war is knocking at the door…” and it’s pretty clear right off the bat that we’re not much better off than we were in 2017. We’re still led by morons, we still have no money, and we’re still just trying to sort out life on the fringes, balancing tne need to eat with the unwillingness to compromise our art. The politics of healthcare, white privilege, immigration, and the underlying anger and fear of Trump’s America are all explored to varying degrees, but with a questioning observational longing for equality and understanding moreso than the easier, more obvious, and lazy path of preachy righteousness that some more popular bands have adopted.

This record is a little more rock and roll and might resonate a little closer to the heart of die-hard Two Cow fans than YNNR did. There’s more driving drums and guitar riffs. Songs like “Gentile Always”, “New Shoes” and “A Celebration” would have fit seamlessly on the last 2CG record, with their call and answer guitars (mostly provided by the talented Jay Gasper), Springsteenish pianos, and sing-along choruses. Ever-present in all of Micah’s lyrics are the visuals - the baby boomer robbers wearing a Ronald Reagan ski-mask or late-night goofing around the radiology lab in a Maine hospital on an early Two Cow Garage tour. There’s moments of nostalgia too, which provide a brief and welcome break from the doom and gloom politics, singing about sleeping under a snooker table in Ireland, meeting Vanessa in San Francisco, and drinking red wine on the steps of an art museum in Croatia.

In “How to Ride a Bike” Micah sings about how expensive it is to be alive, but he’s quick to point out that being dead is a lousy alternative. In “A Celebration” he commits to getting up tomorrow to watch the sunrise. One common thread to his music over the years is just this - everything is a disaster, our systems are broken, people are lost, our world is plastic, but there’s hope, there’s a reason to get out of bed. A new album from Micah is just that.

You can order Teenage Years of the 21st Century on Micha’s Bandcamp page. The digital is available now and the vinyl is due in March.

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Columbus readers should plan to attend Michah and Vanessa’s 5th annual Holiday Office Party at the Rumba Cafe on December 18th featuring the first Two Cow Garage set in some time among other great bands and vendors, and a toy drive for Firefighters for Kids.

Jeremy Porter lives near Detroit and fronts the rock and roll band Jeremy Porter And The Tucos.

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Pass D woes vs UM, OSU's powerful ground attack, Day's play calling, Round 2 vs Badgers: Baver & Colin Q&A - B10 Champ Week

Colin: Not to throw a wet blanket on a Buckeye love fest not seen since the 2006 season, but did Michigan lay out the road map for another SEC destruction by neutralizing Chase Young and exposing an over rated pass defense? 

Baver: I’m not concerned about Chase Young, but if Shaun Wade isn’t full-go for OSU’s remaining games, that worries me. I’ve watched The Game twice, and Young was double-teamed and held frequently. I’ll still concede that Young probably was not at his best in Ann Arbor, but after the season he has had, I’ll gladly give him a pass. I expect Chase to make more noise this week in Lucas Oil Stadium.

As for the Buckeye secondary, I think it’s fair to say they are not the same unit without Shaun Wade. They made adjustments in the second half, but UM receivers dropped maybe a half-dozen catchable balls in that half as well. The stats should have been worse. Even if Wade and everyone else is healthy the rest of the way, I think potential matchups against Clemson and/or LSU could be shoot-outs. Ohio St has not faced anything comparable to those two offenses.

Colin: On to better things, JK Dobbins and this O Line are moving into rare air. How good is this running game?

Baver: It’s what makes this offense tick. The pass blocking can be shaky at times, but not the OSU interior linemen (Jackson, Myers & Davis) maul defenders on running plays. With Dobbins, as we’ve discussed, the threat of the QB run and far better run blocking have of course helped boost Dobbins numbers. But anyone attributing his big year simply to those two things needs to look closer. Dobbins is running with far more attitude this year, and his acceleration is at another level. I had good view from C-deck near the 40-yard line for the Penn St game, and it was a different feel for me. One of the things that jumped out at me was how fast Dobbins was getting to the edge when he was 25+ carries into the game. I’d probably argue for JK as the team MVP this year over Fields and Chase Young...and that is saying something.

Colin: What impresses you most about Ryan Day’s play calling? 

Baver: Not sure I can nail it down to one thing, so I’ll just shoot from the hip... 

Lincoln Riley at Oklahoma is probably viewed as the most innovative mind in CFB today. Riley’s concepts are said to be blowing away the top offensive minds in the NFL. And when you watch the Sooners play, you can see it...you just find yourself saying, “Wow”. 

While opposing D-coordinators are probably wondering what the hell Lincoln Riley is going to throw at them next, it’s almost seemed like the opposite so far with Ryan Day. With his rosy cheeks, Day looks like the nice, young boy from next door who always offers to help you with your yard work. Then, before the opposing DC knows it, Day has hit him with a variety of different big plays, and his defense is reeling. And when the DC thinks he has figured out a few things, Day is one step ahead of him. We saw that in Ann Arbor. Just when OSU fans and Don Brown thought OSU had moved on from crossing routes, Day dials up the crossing route to Garrett Wilson late in the 2nd quarter for a 41-yard gain. 

I’m rambling a bit, but wanted to also mention the dozens of tweaks that Day has worked in this year. On the surface they seem little, but many of the plays that weren’t effective a year ago suddenly are this year. And this brings me back to Day’s unassuming demeanor that disguises the attack from a silent assassin.

Colin: Let’s be honest, playing Wisconsin again for the Big Ten Title just feels like a nuisance and a bore. Your thoughts on round 2? And if we lose do the Bucks still make the CFP and give me your best case seedings.

Baver: I think the Bucks are in for another similar game with Wisconsin with the Badgers holding their own early, while OSU exploits them late. The fast track indoors in Indy should allow Ohio St to show off their athleticism a bit more this time around. I have it Ohio St 42 Wisconsin 21. Still funnier things have happened, so let’s hope your nuisance doesn’t become a nightmare. If it does, OSU should still get in. A 2-loss Wisconsin team won’t get the nod over a 1-loss OSU team, plus you now have OSU’s rout of Michigan in Ann Arbor, and Alabama having bowed out. My guess is that Ohio St will be a #3 or #4 seed in the playoff should they lose to the Cheeseheads. A comfortable win means OSU secures the #1 seed regardless of how impressive LSU looks against Georgia.

Colin: Bonus question for Brian Phillips, why does Washington State light up every other team except their arch rivals the Washington Huskies? 

Baver: Full disclosure, I don’t think I have caught a full Was-Was St game in 3 or 4 years. From what I saw last Friday (maybe a quarter and a half), the Huskies were often only rushing 3 down lineman and were still getting to Wazzu QB Anthony Gordon. As for the 7-straight WSU’s losses, Washington’s DC (and now their new HC) Jimmy Lake has loved running his mouth about it. Pretty arrogant, but it’s fair to say that Lake knows a thing or two about stopping Leach’s air raid. 

The Worst Boxing Blog. Two Big Fights Coming Up - by Colin Gawel

The World’s Worst Boxing Blog - Dec 2019 - by Colin Gawel


We have been looking for a scribe to cover the fight game but until we fill that position I’ll be taking a small break from my duties as editor-in-chief to handle things myself. Honestly, the hardest part of this job is spelling Vasyl Lomanchenko consistently. Anyway, there are two fights in the month of December that deserve your attention.

Andy Ruiz Jr. vs Anthony Joshua for most of the heavyweight championship of the world. Saturday December 7th. ETA 4:30 EST on DAZN

Billed as the “Clash on the Dunes” because it is being held in Saudia Arabia, for a rumored site fee of 41 million dollars, Joshua will be trying to avenge his shocking loss to the “Mexican Homer Simpson” and reclaim his piece of the world title. Being a boxing fan, I subscribe to DAZN and have seen many good fights without having to fork over $80 for a pay per view. That is the model of this streaming service. For $10 a month you will get access to fights that would have cost much more.

Always a tough match up on Punch Out

Always a tough match up on Punch Out

When 9-1 underdog Ruiz got off the mat and knocked Joshua out last June, it looked like a disaster for the fledgling DAZN, as they were trying to secure Joshua v Wilder for the undisputed heavyweight championship sometime in 2020. However, when the overweight, Snickers-eating Ruiz crashed the party, DAZN suddenly had the biggest mainstream boxing story in years and exclusive rights to the rematch.

Can the flabby Ruiz stop the chiseled Brit again or is he Buster Douglas 2.0? Those questions will be answered Saturday December 7th with an estimated walk time of 4pm EST.  Click here to visit DAZN.

The following weekend on ESPN, Terrence “Bud” Crawford is going to demolish some tomato can to make his case for P4P champion of the world. However, the can’t miss fight is on the undercard when Richard Commey defends his IBF Lightweight title against 2018 prospect of the year Teofimo Lopez. Both these fighters love to mix it up and the winner has the inside track to a big time unification bout against Vasyyll Limoachunko in 2020.  That would be a banger.

A couple other fights of note to wrap up 2019 are:

Dec 20th: Daniel Jacobs vs Julio Ceasar Chavez Jr (DAZN).

Tony Harrison vs Jermell Charlo rematch for Harrison’s Jr. Middleweight title. (FOX)

My personal Top Ten Favorite Fighters to watch right now:

1) Andy Ruiz Jr 2) Vasylli Lumochunko 3) Nayou Inoue Watch This! 4) GGG 5) Artur Beterbiev 6) Canelo Alverez 7) Jose Ramirez 8) Shakur Stevenson 9) Gervonta Davis 10) Manny Pacquiao

If you want some actual boxing news check out the SI Boxing Podcast with Chris Mannix. It is posted every Friday and I listen religiously.

That’s it from Colin’s Coffee. Thanks for reading Pencilstorm. See you at the fights! - Colin Gawel

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Relive a sensational round 3 of June 1's Heavyweight encounter between Anthony Joshua and Andy Ruiz in New York! Champion Ruiz and Challenger Joshua rematch on December 7 in Saudi Arabia!

Teofimo Lopez all career knockouts including Magdaleno fight.

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